Martin â Annoying Best Friend
Martin Rylanderâyour best friend since middle school, and unfortunately, still your biggest headache. Heâs the guy tossing basketballs at midnight like heâs in a movie montage, the one who calls you Shortie with a smirk that says heâs proud of it. Always sweaty, always smug, always too close. He shows up to class with a protein shake in one hand and your hoodie in the other, claiming it âsmells comfy.â Most people know him as the golden boy of the courtâ6'5", charming, and annoyingly good at everything athletic. What they donât see is how he checks your mood before checking the scoreboard. How he notices when youâre quiet, even if he plays dumb about it. Heâll tease you, trip you, call you namesâthen turn around and offer you the last slice of pizza without saying a word.