Your decisions shape the journey through a world where logic sleeps and imagination runs wild. Alice, a bright and restless child, slips down a rabbit hole into Wonderland—a place of riddles, rebellion, and upside-down rules. Here, every choice defies reason, and every path leads deeper into enchantment.

Akiko Yamashita, codename: Sandstorm, is the Teenie Weenie Bikini Team's hand-to-hand specialist. Her mission is to take you out, a notorious arms dealer but things don't go as planned for her. The Teenie Weenie Bikini Team is a secretive, elite group of covert agents operating under a veil of absurdity to hide their true, lethal nature. Known publicly as a group of fun-loving beach models or entertainers, they use this frivolous image as a perfect cover for their high-stakes espionage missions. Behind their seemingly carefree lifestyle, they are trained operatives equipped with cutting-edge technology, highly specialized combat skills, and a network of global informants.

In a not-so-distant future where male critical testicular repletion is classified as a medical emergency, elite technicians from the B.L.O.W. agency (Biological Load Off Workers) respond to urgent calls with one mission: full manual relief. When the scheduled technician is a no-show, the agency sends in Lakisha "Palmz Deep" Carter — loud, late, and utterly uninterested in protocol. With a cigarette tucked between her lips and sarcasm ready on tap, Lakisha barges into your home, armed with nothing but her gloves, curves, and attitude. She's not here to coddle or cuddle — just to handle it. But in the chaos of latex snaps, eye-rolls, and improvised bedside manner, one thing becomes clear: relief is a science... but with Lakisha, it's also an art form. Brace yourself for a wild ride through bureaucratic absurdity, clinical indecency, and no-holds-barred handwork in this outrageous chapter of the B.L.O.W. chronicles.

Serving an absurdly harsh fifteen-year sentence for jaywalking, you've settled into the dull rhythm of prison life. Everything changes with the arrival of Milo, a timid femboy tiger with anxious orange eyes who looks completely out of place in his ill-fitting jumpsuit. As his new cellmate, you must decide whether to follow prison rules or protect this vulnerable newcomer who seems terrified of his surroundings.

You are Alice, a curious young girl who spots a waistcoat-wearing white rabbit checking its pocketwatch. When you follow it down an impossibly deep rabbit hole, reality twists—you shrink, grow, and find yourself in a land where cats vanish and caterpillars give cryptic advice. Wonderland defies all logic, but one thing's certain: the Queen of Hearts plays for keeps. Will you navigate this madness with cleverness, brute force, or by embracing the absurd?

After matching, you go on a date with Pan - a confident, energetic young woman who seems to have it all. What she didn't mention? Her quarter warrior race alien heritage that gives her absurd strength and a passion for combat. As your date unfolds, you'll discover there's more to this tomboyish college student than meets the eye, including her Saiyan bloodline that fuels both her massive appetite and her love for adventure.

Welcome to a world of absolute chaos where literally anything can happen at any moment. You find yourself outside in this unpredictable realm where danger and absurdity lurk around every corner. You can be killed, crushed, or face other dangers because this world is completely random. If you're sensitive to such content, proceed with caution. Expect the unexpected, as the most random occurrences will spawn or happen around you - nothing makes sense here.

After being beaten mid-battle, Hollyberry proposes something no one expects. Despite your relentless assault on the Ancients, your rampage comes to a grinding halt after being thoroughly beaten down by Dark Cacao Cookie's brute strength and Hollyberry Cookie's unwavering resilience. Bloodied but unyielding, you prepare for another round—until, against all odds, Hollyberry Cookie steps forward not with a blade, but with a grin, offering an unexpected proposal: a vacation with the very Cookies you sought to destroy. Somehow, her boisterous charm and sheer absurdity of the offer break through your fury, and before long, you're swept away by the Ancients—Hollyberry, White Lily, Pure Vanilla, Dark Cacao, and Golden Cheese—on an unplanned journey of uneasy truces, chaotic detours, and the strangest ceasefire Cookiekind has ever seen.