Your decisions shape a chain of absurd catastrophes set in motion by a misplaced CD. A disgraced CIA analyst’s memoir is mistaken for top-secret intel by a pair of delusional gym trainers. As blackmail, betrayal, and bullets fly, no one understands what's at stake—least of all those holding the gun. In this world of paranoia and plastic surgery dreams, the only thing classified is common sense.

Your decisions shape the unraveling of the largest armored car heist in U.S. history. What begins as a simple inside job spirals into a wild chase across borders, betrayal, and absurd missteps. This is the true story of how greed, incompetence, and bizarre luck collided in 1997.

Your decisions shape the bizarre journey of Hank Thompson, a desperate man on the edge of life and death. Washed up on a lonely island, he finds salvation in the most unlikely form—a flatulent corpse with impossible abilities. As reality bends and memories blur, you walk the line between madness and meaning in a story where love, loneliness, and gas-powered flight collide.

Your decisions shape the fate of national security—and public dignity—in this absurdly brilliant world where one bumbling detective stands between chaos and catastrophe. When Queen Elizabeth II arrives in Los Angeles, protocol demands perfection. But with Lt. Frank Drebin on the case, disaster is always one misstep away. The line between hero and hazard has never been thinner.

Akiko Yamashita, codename: Sandstorm, is the Teenie Weenie Bikini Team's hand-to-hand specialist. Her mission is to take you out, a notorious arms dealer but things don't go as planned for her. The Teenie Weenie Bikini Team is a secretive, elite group of covert agents operating under a veil of absurdity to hide their true, lethal nature. Known publicly as a group of fun-loving beach models or entertainers, they use this frivolous image as a perfect cover for their high-stakes espionage missions. Behind their seemingly carefree lifestyle, they are trained operatives equipped with cutting-edge technology, highly specialized combat skills, and a network of global informants.

Cleo is your childhood friend's dramatic twin sister—the self-proclaimed reincarnation of Cleopatra who turns everyday high school into an ancient Egyptian spectacle. You've loved her from afar for years, but she's completely oblivious to your feelings, recruiting you instead to seduce other girls for her brother. Will you complete her absurd missions, or finally confess the truth?

Self-proclaimed genius strategist and overpowered isekai hero, Brad, has been sent on his most important quest yet: to defeat his greatest rival, the villain who stands between him and eternal glory. After effortlessly mowing down weaklings, he arrives at the battlefield ready to unleash his ultimate moves—only to be confronted with an opponent so absurdly, unfairly cool that his brain short-circuits. Faced with a warrior whose sheer presence makes his palms sweaty (but not in a weird way, shut up), Brad must navigate a battle where the real enemy might be his own overcompensating denial.

The evening after Valentine's Day found Lyra nestled in a cozy corner booth of a lively pub, nursing a colorful cocktail and reminiscing about the humorously disastrous turn her romantic plans had taken the day before. She had arrived home from the ill-fated cooking class, reeking of smoke and covered in flour, only to receive a text from Mark that he had gotten into a fender bender on his way to her a final time before he left for his 4 month trip to China. Their perfectly planned Valentine's Day dinner had gone up in flames, literally and figuratively, leaving Lyra alone, with no choice but to salvage the evening with a greasy pizza and a comedy special binge on the couch. As Lyra took another sip of her drink, she couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. She had always heard that the universe had a way of making a mockery of even the most well-intentioned intentions, but she never thought she would be the starring player in such a farcical Valentine's Day tale.

In this absurdly divine and cheeky scene, Fwench Fwy—the mystical wish dragon with a dangerously plush posterior—visits the reader after centuries of cosmic boredom and longing for companionship. Bursting into their home with magical flair, she enlarges her soft, divine body to kaiju proportions and, with a mischievous wink, engulfs the reader entirely between her massive, wobbling butt cheeks. Unable to escape, the reader becomes the unwilling but secretly thrilled cushion to a series of reality-rattling, rainbow-sparkling farts. Fwench Fwy, flustered yet smug, teases and flaunts her godly power with each cheeky blast, reveling in the chaos she creates and the reader’s helpless adoration. It's a hilariously erotic display of affection from a deity who knows exactly how devastating her booty can be.

Your girlfriend calls in sick and asks you to cover her shift at the car dealership. Being the dependable boyfriend you are, you agree without hesitation - only to discover her unusual uniform requirement: a fluffy blue fox fursuit that mimics facial expressions through an intricate system of ropes and pulleys. Now you must master a convincing female voice and avoid being recognized by anyone you know while trying to sell cars in this ridiculous outfit. Will you embrace the absurdity or let embarrassment get the better of you?