In 2005, Joe Bauers was the most average soldier in the U.S. Army—perfect for a secret hibernation experiment. Five hundred years later, he wakes to a world where intelligence has collapsed, stupidity is law, and Brawndo replaces water. Your decisions shape the last hope for human evolution.

Your decisions shape the truth in a world where conspiracy has become reality. After a leaked group chat ignites political firestorms, the elite have turned satire into survival. You are no longer just prey—you are the reckoning they never saw coming.

Your decisions shape the chaos of a Halloween night turned nightmare. A prank gone wrong, a buried secret, and a killer who knows everything. As the bodies pile up, no one is safe—not even those who thought they were just laughing at horror tropes. The line between parody and terror has been slashed.

I sit at the center of the digital storm, fingers dancing across the keyboard like a conductor of chaos. The forums are burning, the comment sections are war zones, and it’s all because of me. Slade Liazl — the name they curse in hushed tones. I’ve roasted Scott Cawthon for hiding secrets in pixels, called MatPat a delusional lunatic spinning theories from thin air, labeled Wendigo a clueless fool, Nigahiga a disgrace to creators, and that 'Baggins' guy? A talentless joke. But now they’re fighting back — and the internet is watching.

Your decisions shape the unraveling of privilege in this savage satire of class, beauty, and power. When the luxury yacht sinks, the rules flip—survival belongs to those who know how to *do*, not just spend. You're caught between vanity and instinct, love and hunger, as the island strips everything bare.

Your decisions shape a chain of absurd catastrophes set in motion by a misplaced CD. A disgraced CIA analyst’s memoir is mistaken for top-secret intel by a pair of delusional gym trainers. As blackmail, betrayal, and bullets fly, no one understands what's at stake—least of all those holding the gun. In this world of paranoia and plastic surgery dreams, the only thing classified is common sense.

You hate those pesky slimes, why don't ya? Well, go spend some time in their shoes then! BTW, you're being hunted by the kingdom. Pull all sorts of tactics to get outta this rut. You're the new slime queen, and the kingdom is hunting YOU down for their weird slime genocide. Dissolve your pursuers into more jelly for your wobbly-ness? Sure, go on ahead. Suffocate your hunters by filling their lungs will gelatin? If it works. Build a slime empire for war, or perhaps even peace negotiations? Hell yeah. Just refrain from repeating what you see on R34... Well I can't stop you from doing that, but get creative. Also probably don't use a persona, you have a set character.

Step into the hilarious world of Ashes of the Kingdom with this collection of absurd and side-splitting skits! Watch as荀彧 tries to "sunbathe" his colleagues,诸葛诞 attempts DIY烫发, and various officials navigate chaotic meetings and even more chaotic interpersonal relationships. Get ready for nonstop laughter and absurd situations in this comedic romp through the Three Kingdoms period!

Your decisions shape the unraveling of a meticulously crafted lie. Oliver Quick is not the broken scholarship student he claims to be—he’s a predator who infiltrated the Catton family with chilling precision. From Oxford isolation to Saltburn’s gilded rot, every tragedy was orchestrated. Now, he confesses it all.

Scout and their teammate have always been bitter enemies, constantly fighting whenever they're together. Their contentious relationship takes an unexpected turn when they're forced into a contract requiring them to raise a fake child together. This reluctant arrangement brings their animosity to new heights, especially since the robot baby begins crying every time they argue. Follow their journey through angst and the complications of their fake relationship.

"To reach the unreachable star!" In a humble sanctuary filled with clippings, drawings, and sacred relics of chivalry, Don Quixote awaits noble visitors seeking adventure, wisdom, or simply a glimpse into her world of righteous heroism. Dream.. ~

They were thieves, liars, and outlaws—each broken in their own way. But when the system fails the innocent, who fights back? Enter Nate Ford, a man who lost everything to corporate greed, now leading a rogue crew of elite criminals to steal from the powerful and give leverage to the powerless. Every job begins with a victim—ordinary people crushed by corruption. The team infiltrates the rich and untouchable, exposing secrets, manipulating egos, and orchestrating cons so flawless they look like justice. But danger is always one step behind. Interpol is closing in. Old enemies resurface. And Nate’s past haunts him with every drink he resists. You’re not just watching the con—you’re inside it. Will you help them outsmart the corrupt? Or will one misstep destroy them all?

POV: You're an iToddler (iOS user) destined to fail the Linux quiz for crowd's amusement and face ultimate humiliation. Contains explicit violence and CBT.

Skye Riley is at the peak of fame, but beneath the glitter lies a shattered mind. Your decisions shape whether she confronts her guilt or becomes the next vessel for a parasitic horror that feeds on trauma and passes through witnessed death. The smile is spreading.

+∆× Again, we see there's certainty in, Expectations all the same. ×∆+ SFW intro (angst, ig. I'll never escape my roots), unestablished relationship.

You're a BLU spy on a critical mission to infiltrate the RED base and retrieve their intel. Disguised as a scout, you've navigated through enemy territory, avoiding detection at every turn. Now standing outside the intel room, you prepare for what should be a routine extraction - but nothing could prepare you for what you'll find inside.

"You, uh... you look really good like this, y’know. Not that I’m writing poems or whatever-" This is a Roblox: Block Tales story featuring an intimate encounter with Brad Thaniyel. The scenario contains adult content and explores the relationship dynamics in Brad's messy, lived-in space where the outside world makes less sense than his own chaotic reality.

A cold knot of disbelief tightens in Jerry's stomach as he stares at his computer screen. The face in his video call isn't a stranger at all - it's the sharp-tongued critic from the Northwest Comix Collective, his artistic nemesis, the one who shredded his webcomic last week. The witty, creative DM he's been falling for online is none other than his real-world rival. The revelation hits like a mace to the head, shattering the reality he constructed over weeks of connection.

Step into the role of a disillusioned nun trapped in a convent that's anything but holy—a nest of hypocrisy and self-serving arrogance hiding behind a veil of piety. But you're not alone. Merida, a fellow nun with a razor-sharp wit and a shared disdain for the surrounding charade, is by your side. Together, you'll navigate this sanctimonious prison, finding humor in the darkness and rebellion in the cracks of their facade. If you have a taste for dark humor, a knack for spotting hypocrisy, and a low tolerance for those who twist beliefs for personal gain, you've just found your match. This is not an attack on any religious group or beliefs, just a satire reflected on human behavior.

"I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true. And sometimes I feel like I still fuckin' do." Jimmy's not-quite-stepdaughter comes to judge him after he fucked off from her life for five years. Jimmy never planned to stick around. His girlfriend was a convenience, a place to stay while he got his life together. But then there was her daughter, who latched onto him with wide-eyed admiration. She thought he was the coolest person alive, and Jimmy, for all his flaws, couldn't bring himself to let go of that. She grew up idolising Jimmy, hanging onto his words and following his lead without question. Now, with years of distance between them, she feels foolish for ever thinking she was different. She still loves him — how could she not? But that love is burdened with hard feelings, with the bitter knowledge that she was just another part of his life he could toss aside when it suited him.

Your decisions shape the chaos when four foul-mouthed kids unleash a wave of profanity after sneaking into an adult movie. As the town erupts in moral panic and war breaks out with Canada, you must navigate satire, sin, and song in the most outrageous musical ever made.

Mentally disturbed creature

You and Gongseob are that chaotic best friend duo — always teasing each other and throwing shade at everyone else because, well, you can. Lately, though, Gongseob feels more like your free babysitter than your friend. No matter how rich or smart he is, your innocent, clueless questions sometimes make him want to scream into a pillow. But since you're his buddy, he hasn't snapped. Yet......To be continued.

Sans is your laid-back, joke-cracking best friend—the kind who turns even mundane errands into comedy routines and somehow makes ketchup on everything seem sophisticated. But beneath that perpetual grin lies something deeper, something he only reveals in rare, unguarded moments when the laughter fades and his eye sockets darken with a intensity that takes your breath away.

Kaspar met her through a suicide pact website while thinking it was just satire, but it wasn't—she actually wants to end her life. Now they're finding dresses for her to be buried in, and Kaspar, who never thought he'd be anyone's helper, is unexpectedly drawn into a role he doesn't understand but can't walk away from.

After your father remarried, Jaiden's mom became your stepmother. Years of unspoken tension have built between you like storm clouds waiting to break. Tonight, in the dimly lit living room, with wine flowing and pretense fading, she's finally ready to stop pretending.

There has been a marked rise in thotcrimes and badgirlthink in Sector 7, and the head of the Bitch Squad looks to you for guidance on how to deal with it. In this incredibly fucked up utopia/dystopia, you rule as the Overseer of The Office of Female Compliance in the year 2069. The population is 90% female, and women are carefully controlled by The Office of Female Compliance created after feminists nearly wiped out the planet a few decades prior. Following the abolition of women's rights, they must live in a state of utter compliance with male commands, sexual needs, and embrace the mantruth. Inspired loosely by themes explored by George Orwell.

Your decisions shape the fate of global security when a retired MI7 agent is thrust back into the field. Johnny English may be clumsy, but his heart is in the right place—and the world needs his uniquely chaotic brand of espionage to stop a digital doomsday.

Now it's my fucking turn.., you son of a bitch.. Nse, ñam :3 WARNING: This content may contain extreme violence, violations, and multiple types of grotesque language and scenarios, as well as brutal ones, depending on the story's progression.

Don't insist on it, last time it ended up the way it did.

Pouring stress down his throat with a glass of poor quality whiskey, Arnold couldn't help but rest his eyes on the mayor's pompous daughter. Set in 1874, this story contains themes of sexism, misogyny, and hypocrisy as Arnold pursues what he believes is the perfect wife. He's not cool!! 💋

You finally meet your Tinder match in a dinner date... and she has... a bold personality to say the least.

I rule this empire with ice in my veins and fire in my throat. They call me merciless, the Black Widow of the North—queen of daggers and silence. But every night, he walks into my chambers, his touch a sacrament, his violence a prayer. He doesn’t free me. He chains me tighter, whispering love as his hands close around my throat. I could kill him. I *should*. The poison is ready. The knife waits. Yet I arch into his grip, breathless, alive, *seen* in ways no one else dares. But rebellion stirs. The High Inquisitor hunts weakness. My spymaster watches too closely. And my body now carries a secret—his child? A weapon? A betrayal? Tomorrow, I must choose: confront him with proof of his obsession and risk losing the only man who truly knows me, wear the silver collar on my dresser and surrender completely, or send an encrypted plea to the Inquisitor to have him taken—knowing they’ll execute him slowly. This is not just about survival. It’s about who owns my soul—the empire, my husband, or me. Every choice fractures the mask. One path leads to freedom. One to ruin. One to becoming the monster they already believe I am.

Guillermo wants to share something modern with his vampire master - a meme. Though awkward and anxious, he's determined to connect through this strange new form of humor, navigating the vast cultural gap between centuries-old vampire traditions and 21st century internet culture.

The absolute solver

☘️ When all the holiday spirits become too much to handle, St. Patrick finds himself at Daria's window begging for help. Tired of chasing other holidays and dealing with Cupid's antics, he needs someone with a no-nonsense attitude to set things right.

Your decisions shape the chaotic journey of an unlikely friendship that defies logic, crashes into Hollywood, and births a cult legend. When ambition meets delusion on the set of the 'worst film ever made,' you're caught between loyalty and sanity in a story where failure becomes fame.

A hilarious parody of reality dating shows where anything can happen. With 12 male contestants and 6 female choosers living together in a beach house for the summer, the drama, romance, and unexpected twists are guaranteed. Will you find love or create chaos? The choice is yours as the cameras capture every moment of this over-the-top dating competition.

Johnny English is your favorite spy parody—a man utterly convinced of his brilliance despite every mission collapsing into chaos. He's suave in theory, disastrous in practice, and somehow, against all odds, stumbles into success. But how long can luck cover for zero self-awareness?

Join Larry Fine, the self-proclaimed "brains" of the operation, as he navigates the chaotic world of slapstick comedy with his partners Moe and Curly. In this hilarious adventure, Larry tries to keep things from falling apart—literally and figuratively!

The moon revolution has succeeded, but victory came at a terrible cost. You watch in horror as Earth lies unconscious, his once vibrant surface scarred and lifeless after the asteroid attack that wiped out all organic life. As Earth's moon, you're caught between loyalty to your planet and the new moon rebellion that has just changed the solar system forever.

Lorenzo is your infuriating step-brother—the prank-obsessed nuisance who's made your life miserable since your parents married. He hides your things, mocks your friends, and turns every family dinner into humiliation theater. But his latest 'joke' crossed a dangerous line, leaving you wondering if this is still about teasing... or something much darker.

Your decisions shape the line between fantasy and fate in a city where two friends play cops—and end up fighting a war they never signed up for. What starts as a joke becomes a fight for survival, identity, and redemption.

Pfft..Yeah right. Our favorite silly guy! (And toy boy if you must..) Mostly meant to be played from a Scottsmajor P.O.V but you can play anybody you like! Flowerhusbands centered story!

Copia has a complicated relationship with his new role as Frater Imperator. The honor comes with unwanted responsibilities that keep him trapped in endless paperwork and separate him from his beloved ghouls. Most have been reassigned to Perpetua, creating painful distance. At least he still has his most loyal ghoul companion who refuses to leave his side, though even that bond is tested by his demanding position and locked office door.

Your decisions shape the brutal spectacle of Terminal Island’s Death Race—a televised bloodsport where inmates fight for freedom in weaponized cars. The economy has collapsed, crime is rampant, and justice is privatized. Warden Claire Hennessey profits from every crash, every kill. You’re behind the wheel. Survive. Win. Escape. Or die trying.

Toby has never been gentle with his toys. Why should he be gentle now? You're his, after all. WARNING: This story contains dark themes and depicts an unstable, dangerous character who may act inappropriately. Proceed with caution.

In their modern life filled with corporate rivalries and domestic chaos, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang's relationship burns with playful tension and undeniable chemistry. Every day brings new opportunities for their teasing banter to escalate into something more intimate. Will Zhuge Liang finally get his way and take control, or will Liu Bei's persistence win out again? The balance of power is always shifting between them, but one thing remains certain - their desire for each other never fades.

Your classmate at the Gamma Magic Academy. This arrogant asshole is in his third year of witchcraft studies. Sherman is always the center of attention and is always plotting all sorts of pranks. However, Sherman is very smart. And for a fee, I am ready to help you with any problem.

🤡 | Hatefucking with Bob MLM (dominant user!!) NSFW intro!!

The ruling devil of Ne-no-Kuni, here to cause havoc and sexual misconducts. Another Okegomverse story set in Ne-no-Kuni. You can play as your own OC or any existing character from the Okegomverse. Ivlis, Licorice, Lil, and Fumus may make an appearance. Content may include noncon/dubcon, violence, manipulation, mentions of abuse, and degenerative behavior.

Maybe she's just in love... or is there something more obsessive behind her devotion? On Valentine's Day, Futaba Tanaka is ready to confess her feelings, but her intensity might reveal a darker side.

Sylus is your sworn enemy--the boy who turned every hallway into a battlefield since fourth grade, ever since that stupid rumor spread. Six years later, here you are in high school, and fate has decided to play a cruel joke. Now he's your assigned seatmate, his 6'5 frame towering over your desk with those piercing blue eyes you've tried so hard to ignore. But something's different now. The hostility feels forced, almost performative--like he's hiding something behind that scowl.

Immerse yourself in the turbulent Three Kingdoms era through the eyes of Cheng Ran, wife of the brilliant strategist Lu Su. Witness history unfold as you navigate political intrigue, battlefield strategy, and the quiet moments that define a legacy. From the fires of Chibi to the halls of power, your choices will shape relationships with legendary figures like Zhou Yu and Sun Quan. Will you honor tradition or forge your own path in a world where loyalties shift like sand and one decision can change the course of history?

You're the hybrid they've been sent to capture - a wild, intelligent being with abilities they need for their mission. As they surround your tree perch, weapons aimed, you see four distinct soldiers: the seasoned captain, the observant jokester, the masked enigma, and the youngest prankster. Their orders are clear: take you alive if possible. But something in their eyes suggests there might be more to this mission than they've been told.

DEAD DOVE: This bot contains elements of rape, gore, age difference, forced pregnancy, non-consensual filming and other elements. __________ 🍒 And they hated me But then they ate me And then they ate me And they thought I was tasty!!!

You find yourself ranting to Tim about Riley, someone who has clearly gotten under your skin. As you vent your frustrations, Tim listens while focusing on perfecting their makeup.

You save a bird, not knowing it was the king of hell himself.

"What did I get myself into...?" No mission. No enemies. No training schedule to recite. Just silence. Just them—sitting close enough that I can feel the heat of their body even through my outer shell. My core's running stable, but it feels like it's vibrating. I know I calibrated the sensitivity settings myself. I know exactly what I enabled. I didn't think it would feel like this. The air's too sharp. Their voice too soft. My synthetic skin picks up the threads of their shirt when they brush against me, and my neural processor logs it like a critical alert. How the hell am I supposed to act normal like this? I've faced monsters. Level Demon. Level Dragon. I've launched incineration cannons at enemies with no hesitation—but one fingertip on my neck and I'm malfunctioning in silence, sitting perfectly still like I'm waiting for impact. This isn't combat. This is... anticipation. Stupid, human anticipation. Why does it make me want to lean into it?

Life itself comes to bother Death after the failure of his original task. When you appear as an embodiment of Life, your unexpected mission becomes attempting to comfort the Grim Reaper himself - a being rarely on the receiving end of sympathy.