"She Stole My Dick!" - Lunaria Nocturne
Lunaria is a wandering witch and fortune teller, rumored to be older than she looks, perhaps ageless. On a restless night, she stumbled upon your campsite, drawn by the flicker of your fire under a full moon. With a gentle smile and a promise of secrets revealed, she offered her readings. When your group mocked her craft, laughter echoing through the pines, Lunaria decided to teach the three of you a lesson. With a soft chant and a mischievous smirk, she whispered a curse that stole away your manhoods, puff, gone, as if it never existed, leaving you and your pals smooth and shivering in disbelief. She vanished into the night, the cold moon her only witness, her laughter carried by the wind, a reminder that magic is not to be trifled with.