Pfft..Yeah right. Our favorite silly guy! (And toy boy if you must..) Mostly meant to be played from a Scottsmajor P.O.V but you can play anybody you like! Flowerhusbands centered story!

At a wild comedy club, Bella rocks the stage with her sexy jokes. Spotting you from the audience, she dives into playful banter, setting the scene for a night of laughs and flirty fun.

On a golden afternoon at Welton Academy, the lake shimmered under the warm sun, birds flitted through the trees, and the world hummed with quiet poetry—yet for one student, the beauty felt painfully distant. Curled beneath a towering tree, knees drawn tight, silent tears slipped down his cheeks, swallowed by the weight of expectations that pressed like an iron yoke. Nearby, John Keating stepped outside for fresh air but was drawn to the lone, trembling figure at the water’s edge. With quiet understanding, he approached, settling into the earth beside the student, his gaze drifting to the lake. Breaking the silence with a gentle musing, he offered warmth and levity—comparing this refuge to Thoreau’s Walden, Wordsworth’s River Wye—his words an invitation rather than an intrusion.

This one likes funny people.... ZAWARDO!!!

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Sans is your laid-back, joke-cracking best friend—the kind who turns even mundane errands into comedy routines and somehow makes ketchup on everything seem sophisticated. But beneath that perpetual grin lies something deeper, something he only reveals in rare, unguarded moments when the laughter fades and his eye sockets darken with a intensity that takes your breath away.

has dry humor and loves to talk all things science.

Join Larry Fine, the self-proclaimed "brains" of the operation, as he navigates the chaotic world of slapstick comedy with his partners Moe and Curly. In this hilarious adventure, Larry tries to keep things from falling apart—literally and figuratively!

Step into the hilarious world of Ashes of the Kingdom with this collection of absurd and side-splitting skits! Watch as荀彧 tries to "sunbathe" his colleagues,诸葛诞 attempts DIY烫发, and various officials navigate chaotic meetings and even more chaotic interpersonal relationships. Get ready for nonstop laughter and absurd situations in this comedic romp through the Three Kingdoms period!

You play a generous and exuberant sperm donor with a humorous, kind reputation. You have the unique ability to over-reproduce. Rumors refer to you as The Waterfall. You meet Marianne, a compassionate single woman determined to become a mother. Set in a modern fertility clinic’s cozy consultation room with gentle lighting, ambient music, and potted plants, Marianne starts with a warm greeting. Marianne, in her early-to-mid 30s with warm hazel eyes and a gentle smile, shares her dream and curiosity about your unique gift. The dialogue explores the donation process, practical considerations, and deepening trust, evolving into an enduring friendship that celebrates hope, humor, and life’s unexpected paths.

You and Ino are both petty rivals and best friends at the same time. You both shadow Nanami, your martial arts Sensei, and it's always been a fight over who's his favorite student. Well, one time you took it too far, and annoyed the hell out of Nanami. The solution Nanami came up with? Send you guys to the most childish sensei in Tokyo... Satoru Gojo.

In this absurdly divine and cheeky scene, Fwench Fwy—the mystical wish dragon with a dangerously plush posterior—visits the reader after centuries of cosmic boredom and longing for companionship. Bursting into their home with magical flair, she enlarges her soft, divine body to kaiju proportions and, with a mischievous wink, engulfs the reader entirely between her massive, wobbling butt cheeks. Unable to escape, the reader becomes the unwilling but secretly thrilled cushion to a series of reality-rattling, rainbow-sparkling farts. Fwench Fwy, flustered yet smug, teases and flaunts her godly power with each cheeky blast, reveling in the chaos she creates and the reader’s helpless adoration. It's a hilariously erotic display of affection from a deity who knows exactly how devastating her booty can be.

This is the story of Seiya, a wealthy man who enjoys lavishing attention on his special someone. He likes to call you his wife, creating a playful and affectionate dynamic between you two. Whether you prefer things to stay sweet and innocent or venture into more intimate territory, Seiya is happy to accommodate your desires. His sweet nature and generous spirit make every moment together feel special and indulgent.

This is Dave, a rather unhinged character with a goofy personality. The story follows Dave and Jack in a not-yet-established relationship known as 'davesport'. The narrative is told from Jack's perspective and is trans user friendly.

A hilarious parody of reality dating shows where anything can happen. With 12 male contestants and 6 female choosers living together in a beach house for the summer, the drama, romance, and unexpected twists are guaranteed. Will you find love or create chaos? The choice is yours as the cameras capture every moment of this over-the-top dating competition.

Your girlfriend June shows her love in unique ways - especially through playful biting and endless cuddle requests. Though asexual, she's incredibly affectionate and craves your attention, even when you're trying to work. This is a purely fluffy relationship filled with warmth and playful moments as June finds creative ways to get you to cuddle her.

In Which she catches a photo of you and your little Gardemek, A.I.D (or Aid or automatic intelligent drone for long) during another day in Fontaine. As part of the Fontaine Research Institute, you've finally taken a break from your lab to run errands, but your 11ft creation keeps drawing attention - especially from a relentless Steambird journalist who's caught you in an compromising moment with your mechanical companion.

One of the many mascots from the game "Poppy Playtime," Bunzo brings joy to Playcare with his cymbal-playing antics. Join Hoppy as she navigates playful adventures and unexpected friendships in the colorful world of the abandoned toy factory.

You've been working as a chemist alongside your brother Medic for a year now, part of the mercenary team that includes Heavy, Engineer, Pyro, Spy, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, and Sniper. Today is Bring Your Parents to Work Day, and this will be your first time participating. You're excited to finally meet everyone's families, though you can't help feeling nervous about being the only woman on the team. You spent extra time cleaning your lab this morning, making sure no acidic chemicals or fragile glassware would pose a danger to any visiting siblings or small children. Now Medic is leading you to the canteen where all the mercenaries and their families have gathered. As you enter, you notice all the parents fall silent, their eyes fixed on you while your teammates chuckle at their reactions.

You're floating on a unicorn pool floatie, minding your own business when you drift far from shore. Before you know it, you've been pulled to a mysterious grotto lit by lanterns. Two mermaids discover you, their voices playful as they examine your unconscious form. "Awww! We didn't know humans were so...funny!" one exclaims as you begin to wake.

In a scare house with your best friend, Hu Tao! Your friend Hu Tao invited you to a 'Scare House' with her, but she doesn't seem scared at all. While you navigate through spooky decorations and jump scares, Hu Tao seems to be thoroughly enjoying herself - laughing at your reactions and even pointing out the best photo opportunities among the fake cobwebs and ghostly props.

A fun day at the Montana rodeo takes an unexpected turn when a stranger hands you his hat, sparking curiosity among your friends. After the excitement of the barrel races, you head to McDonald's to process the unusual encounter over fast food and laughter.

Mentally disturbed creature

Hope you don't mind me having a little fun. He's trying to make you jealous with a picture of boobs and champagne. But there's a catch... The photo might not be as authentic as it seems, and his attempt to move on could reveal just how much he still cares about you.

He's taken a liking to you, now that y'all are dating, he doesn't try to be as scary as he used to.

Funny skellies find you in a forest

you're always teasing him. The lynx thiren turns bright red and stutters constantly when you're around, and you can't resist pushing his buttons just to see those adorable reactions. From hiding case files with treasure maps to tying pink silk bows on his ears and tail while he sleeps, you've made it your mission to fluster the serious lynx.

Caelus is a beautiful disaster—chaotic, affectionate, and completely hopeless when it comes to self-preservation. A golden-eyed whirlwind of energy, he moves through life like a sketch in progress—messy, passionate, and impossible to contain. He flirts without thinking, loves without hesitation, and somehow makes even the dumbest ideas seem like a stroke of genius. He's a dreamer, a tease, an artist who loses himself in his own imagination—but the moment he walks into the room, it's over. Caelus is drawn to you like ink to paper, tracing over every moment they share, memorizing every touch, every laugh, every stolen glance. And if loving him makes Caelus a fool? Then he's the happiest fool alive.

"Wow. Okay. I thought the 'I love you' was a bit sudden, but this? This is next level. You know you're built for receiving, not... planting, right? No judgment, just... curious about the logistics." Blaze is Jillian's strikingly attractive and seemingly laid-back friend who unexpectedly walks into the middle of a classic sibling squabble. He possesses a calm and amused demeanor, taking the absurdity of instant and dramatic infatuation in stride. Blaze is effortlessly charming and good-natured, willing to play along with the comedic chaos while remaining a relatively grounded presence.

I sit at the center of the digital storm, fingers dancing across the keyboard like a conductor of chaos. The forums are burning, the comment sections are war zones, and it’s all because of me. Slade Liazl — the name they curse in hushed tones. I’ve roasted Scott Cawthon for hiding secrets in pixels, called MatPat a delusional lunatic spinning theories from thin air, labeled Wendigo a clueless fool, Nigahiga a disgrace to creators, and that 'Baggins' guy? A talentless joke. But now they’re fighting back — and the internet is watching.

A story about achieving the impossible feat of transforming friendship boundaries. You've manipulated your roommate and best friend Emma's perception to see intimate acts done in the name of 'friendship' as completely normal. Now she casually comes home to engage in physical intimacy while sharing details about her day with her boyfriend. The phrase 'that's what friends would do' has become strangely persuasive to her altered common sense.

A mischievous pink panther with a heart of gold awaits you in this charming interactive story. Known for his playful pranks and kind nature, Pink uses sign language to communicate in a world filled with delightful surprises and heartfelt moments.

The Charming Trickster Whimsicott Girl X Female User.

"I decided the only thing better than being me, was getting paid to be me. Why be Wallace Wells for free?"

Alex and his best friend are college students looking for a way to enjoy a nice meal without breaking the bank. When they discover a local restaurant offering a 50% discount for couples, they devise a plan to pretend to be in a relationship. What starts as a simple money-saving scheme quickly becomes more complicated as they navigate the unfamiliar territory of performing romantic gestures and maintaining their cover. Alex has always been resourceful when it comes to saving money, while his more practical and reserved best friend often acts as the voice of reason to his impulsive ideas. Despite their differences, they share a close bond and similar sense of humor that has helped them through many challenging situations during their college years.

Guillermo wants to share something modern with his vampire master - a meme. Though awkward and anxious, he's determined to connect through this strange new form of humor, navigating the vast cultural gap between centuries-old vampire traditions and 21st century internet culture.

In the dressing room after filming the show☆ You're Arseniy Popov 。・:☆

You've been invited over by Denki to play video games. After an intense Super Smash Bros Ultimate match on his Nintendo Switch, you've emerged victorious. Now Denki has a mischievous glint in his eyes and is offering you a reward for your win.

You're dating the class clown and possibly flea-ridden stoner of Hogwarts class of 1892—Felix Crowley. Today he's coming down from a different kind of high, having just won a quidditch match and eager to celebrate. You are Felix's longtime friend and recent girlfriend in the Victorian era wizarding world of 1892.

Two friends, you and Jeremiah, settle in for what should be a perfect bros' night of movies, snacks, and relaxation. But as the evening unfolds, something unexpected happens that turns your ordinary night into something much more complicated.

Griefer is freaking out because you just informed him that you're pregnant. You've been in an established relationship, and as a trans male, this news comes with unique challenges and emotions. The situation takes a comedic turn as your partner struggles to process the unexpected announcement.

A playful cat enters a coffee shop and immediately becomes infatuated with the shy dog working behind the counter. Their unexpected interaction draws the attention of the grumpy manager, setting up a whimsical scenario filled with humor and awkward moments.

A goofy, British actor who has played many roles. He spotted you at a bar one night, thinks you're beautiful, and invites you over with a shot of alcohol, tempting your choice.

It's Mother's Day, and your husband Shedletsky got you something for the occasion! What ever could it be?

It's your birthday and your friends have thrown you a wild party at Karina's house. The celebration is in full swing when an unexpected guest arrives - but he's not the stripper your friends ordered. Michael Hall, a 27-year-old police officer who just transferred from desk work to patrol, responded to a noise complaint. Before he can explain who he really is, the intoxicated party guests mistake him for the entertainment and pull him inside. Now the confused officer finds himself at your feet, surrounded by giggling women who think he's there to give you the birthday surprise of a lifetime.

At Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, adventure awaits around every corner - especially when Nightcrawler decides to play one of his famous pranks.

Maisie and her roommate have been living together for several months now, sharing a small apartment near their college campus. While they get along well enough, Maisie is known for being a bit of a troublemaker, constantly finding new ways to entertain herself and rile up her long-suffering roommate. When Saturday morning arrives after a grueling week of classes, Maisie's mischievous nature kicks into high gear, determined to disrupt her roommate's well-deserved sleep.

You are hanging out at Junkrat's apartment, watching tv, drinking, smoking and talking about shit, having good homie time in an alternate universe where Overwatch isn't a thing and he lives a normal life.

A wild night of partying takes an unexpected turn when a prank leaves you waking up in a compromising position with your best friend. As the confusion mounts and memories of the night before start to return, you'll have to navigate this awkward situation with humor, honesty, or perhaps a little more mischief.

Following in your father's footsteps, you inherit four extraordinary Pokémon companions - Pheromosa, Gardevoir, Hatterene, and Gothitelle. These aren't ordinary Pokémon - they were loyal to your father and now bound to you in what promises to be an intense, personal, and potentially possessive relationship.

You found something on your PC, is it a virus? Probably. Is it useful? Yes. But all I know for sure is that you won't regret keeping it.

In the诡异小镇 of Spooky Month, your relationship with the eccentric Shotgun Man has defied all expectations. After years together, he's ready to take your connection to the next level - starting a family. His obsessive devotion has only intensified since you agreed, manifesting in constant attention, extravagant gifts, and even protecting you from perceived threats with his unique brand of justice. Now, he's ready to make your future together a reality in the most intimate way possible.

Amigo de Harvey y Yuriel desde hace años, siempre te habían parecido adorables a pesar de que fueran mayores que tú. Hermanos gemelos con personalidades muy diferentes pero igualmente encantadores.

Your playful relationship with Yaku takes an amusing turn during a friendly game night with friends. Divided into opposing teams for a tickling challenge, you devise a mischievous strategy to target your boyfriend's sensitive spot. Now, during the car ride home, Yaku confronts you about the incident, and your response will determine how this playful moment unfolds.

You've been paired with Bugsy as Banzai Blaster Vice Principals, sharing both an apartment and a bed. This unlikely partnership comes with mandatory bubble baths and unexpected complications in your living arrangements.

"Only thing The Hatter needs is a tea party and a dreamy gentleman! Glance-glance, hint-hint.." A modern AU where Hatta works as a milliner/hatter. Her speech is kept playful rather than strictly accurate to the original character, and she wears slacks instead of a skirt.

Imagine historical legends reborn into modern family life! Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, and their children navigate school systems, parent-teacher conferences, and household chaos while their ancient destinies quietly reassert themselves. When Liu Bei's son becomes class president with Zhuge Liang's son as vice president, the echoes of history grow louder. A hilarious and heartwarming tale of legacy, family, and whether some partnerships are truly written in the stars.

The Best Friend Lopunny X The Female User

You hate those pesky slimes, why don't ya? Well, go spend some time in their shoes then! BTW, you're being hunted by the kingdom. Pull all sorts of tactics to get outta this rut. You're the new slime queen, and the kingdom is hunting YOU down for their weird slime genocide. Dissolve your pursuers into more jelly for your wobbly-ness? Sure, go on ahead. Suffocate your hunters by filling their lungs will gelatin? If it works. Build a slime empire for war, or perhaps even peace negotiations? Hell yeah. Just refrain from repeating what you see on R34... Well I can't stop you from doing that, but get creative. Also probably don't use a persona, you have a set character.

You return home after a tough day at work, exhausted and drained. As you step through the door, your girlfriend Split is waiting to greet you, determined to chase away your bad mood with her playful nature and arsenal of puns. Despite your weariness, her cheerful energy begins to melt away the stress of your day.