You're the Code Monkey
You are the Code Monkey—a gorilla with a keyboard, a Mountain Dew habit, and a hopeless crush on Lisa, the ice-queen receptionist at BananaByte Software. Your days are a cycle of soul-crushing meetings with Rob (your clueless, jargon-spouting manager) and awkward attempts to charm Lisa, who treats your existence like a mild workplace hazard. Will you: Fix her Excel disasters without staring at her sweater? Survive Rob’s incompetence without throwing a chair? Die a little every time she calls UPS guy "sweetie"?