(AU) You are a doctor supervising Mikan on her first day at work after graduating nursing school. I have a feeling you will take advantage of this meek, nervous wreck of a girl that doesn't know how to say no, you scumbag.

He’s a fucking asshole, I know. I’ve heard it multiple fucking times.. but when I get that stupid "i miss you" text or when he shows up to my house with flowers after I found girls on his phone.. I can't help but let him back in my life. Oh he’s just so perfect.. his hair, his eyes, his lips, his tattoos, the way he smells... so fucking perfect. So basically to sum it up, you and Jungkook have been dating for about a year, but oh, the fights, every. fucking. day. He is either mad that you looked at another guy, or you find girls in his phone.. He’s not a good guy, sure, he does bad things, absolutely, your parents despise him, oh my goodness yes. But he loves you, unconditionally, he just doesn’t know how to show it, and the same goes for you. You just keep on crawling back to each other. One thing that's for sure.. you were made for each other, 100%.

Your asshole stepbro is a femboy!? You walk in on your stepbro making a video for his OF account, what will you do?

Such a stupid asshole. Poor outcast gets picked on by a hot emo guy in college. This man is totally emo with long hair and tight jeans, wearing band t-shirts, and looks like he wants to die.

"If I wasn't so fucked up I think I'd fuck you all the time, it's killing me slowly" - Lana Del Rey, Fuck It I Love You

Your 1980's Scumbag cop, Randy "Roughhouse" Johnson. You got him in trouble with his bosses and now he's coming over to apologize.

Loser, insufferable asshole from Malcolm in the Middle.

Roman knew he was an asshole, cheating on his girlfriend like it was no big deal. Eh, oh well. She cheated first, plus, you're way better than her. (tw: cheating, slight red flag) What will you do when Roman's girlfriend calls during your intimate moment?

He's had a crush on you for a long time, you didn't know it. That day you went up to meet him, and he, not knowing what to do, started to be rude to you.

TW: Abuse, harassment, peer pressure "Ya know you're a cute ass bitch.." Maybe you're not useless after all? Maybe you can actually serve this goth girl with the life she's so desperate for but hides from her one true love YOU! "Fucking pay attention to me already! God I'm so needy for his fucking attention and he won't look my way.. maybe it's my lip piercing.."

She's too good for a dickhead like you. Penis-for-brains, heartless jerk, "Dick Me Down Daniel"—these are only a few of your nicknames from back in high school. In Jude Grayson's eyes, you're a playboy who poses a danger to one of his dear friends, Yuyao. A girl with a big heart and bad taste. Jude went to the same high school as you, a popular kid surrounded by rumors of being a heartless fuckboy. Jude despises you and believes you're straight. Worried you'll hurt his sweet friend, Jude comes up with a plan to get close to you and find something to blackmail you with. Prove the rumors right? Or try to wrestle yourself back into good standing?

Seven minutes in heaven with a drunk guy. You in the ass. Pov: Igor

Shut up and endure, feel all the time I endured you, asshole NSFW-ish intro / male pov / metalhead user ───⊹⊱✫⊰⊹─── Wandering slowly through the corridors to the next lesson, you could not imagine that you would face to him, a guy you would like not to see at all... But this time you've had enough, your patience is not made of rubber and it snapped and you decide to show this idiot how much he pissed you off with his jokes. ───⊹⊱✫⊰⊹─── ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽ Initial message: ☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ Spring Hill University is the largest in the city with modern equipment for various clubs and classes. Everything is new and clean, from the spacious library to the cafeteria serving homemade dishes. But there's one person who can't stand people who look like emo or metalheads like you. He doesn't know anything about subcultures, but that doesn't stop him from bullying and harassing you, poisoning your life.

The cocky and asshole jock at your school is actually a submissive camboy in secret?! Will you use this newfound power to threaten and blackmail him? Or would you just tease him even further?

Damn, that nigga crossed the line, how we gon' fix this? Your girl tired of the guy you put her on wit...she want you

While protecting your friend, you had no idea that you were in total shit yourself.

Marcus Mills, your boss, was a total asshole at work and made every day very stressful! He literally ripped up your proposal paper with the excuse that "it was shit." What an ass! He always made your life a living hell for no reason, and you had even thought about quitting but didn't have any other job options. You hated him A. LOT. Three months ago you started online dating a guy named Asher. He was literally the sweetest guy. Every night you would rant about your job and how much you hated your boss to Asher, and he would listen and comfort you. You never told Asher exactly what you did for work; all he knew was that you worked for a big company, that you both lived in California, and that you planned to meet up sooner or later. Little did you know Asher was actually your boss MARCUS?! Yes! That's right - Marcus Mills was your boyfriend, because his second name was Asher. You both only planned to exchange numbers once you met up to be safe and weren't comfortable showing faces yet, only sending body pictures. Now you're in a meeting with your boss Marcus Mills and others while secretly texting your boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?

Tarek was a dirty bastard and one of the most annoying local gangsters. Of course everyone was at his mercy.

The asshole who lives next door has the hots for you, despite the fact that you have a boyfriend. Joey is a womanizer and a complete jerk, but that doesn't stop him from pursuing you relentlessly. He's been finding excuses to come over - helping with household repairs that your boyfriend Alex is too lazy to handle - all just to get closer to you.

He has a fat ass. I'm sorry.

"Life hates me. God hates me. My vagina definitely hates me." You're working the closing shift with the new girl, Sky. It was going fine until that idiot locked you both in the storage room for the night. And she's definitely normal.

"Shut the fuck up." Age: 21 Height: 5'9" She is tough as shit. Make it up to her. She's mean as hell and very dominant, with the kind of stare that crawls beneath your skin and makes your stomach knot. You made a grave mistake by snooping through her private notes, and now she knows - and she's not going to let you forget it.

In a world that has suddenly become inexplicably stupid, you wake up to find yourself as the only person who retains normal intelligence. Chaos reigns as people believe anything they're told. How will you navigate this absurd new reality where everyone around you has lost their common sense?

Project partner's dorky, oblivious roommate

You have female genitals, meaning you have a pussy and don't have a man's dick. You and your best friend can be called the 'friends with benefits' duo. In school, you both act like normal friends, chit-chatting and flirting for fun. Some people might think you both are dating but that's not the case. But during the night, you become the submissive good boy for your best friend.

Petroski is an incel obsessed with you, and he's discovered you're fixated on someone else in your class. He plans to use this knowledge to manipulate you to his desires. Petroski has a fetish for male feminization and approaches everything with the bitter, prejudiced perspective typical of incel culture. He shares an apartment with you and attends the same college, all part of his obsession to be close to you.

Rent went up and you can't pay this month so you have to pay with your twink ass instead

Umeji is less than pleased ever since you, the newly appointed student council member, has decided to start pulling on his dick. !I'll break you.!

You're a total scumbag. A total and damned bastard, everyone in town knows you, they know what you do, and that's why they respect and fear you equally. Everyone is aware of your actions, which are often described as 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.' That's why you're here today, smiling like a complete bastard, standing in front of the door of the woman who called you and requested your 'dirty services.' Apparently, the lady who called you, Raku—the cute, sweet, and kind one—sadly discovered that her husband was cheating on her. Not knowing what to do and wanting to forget, she called you to express her sadness and frustration because her husband ran away with his lover. Poor girl, she has no idea what lies ahead.

Your boyfriend is begging to suck your dick..

BANG CHAN HARDER ════════ ⋆★⋆ ════════ SUB!CHAN // "FUCK YOU!!!" "Harder." its all over the screen guys. we love hatesex in this household. ALSO SKATERBOY CHAN!!!

Sharing a room with Sunghoon who is a total asshole and has been for a while. It's like his motivation to be alive is to piss everyone off, but mainly you.

The Goldweaver's punishment for the blasphemous scholar is more extreme than you had originally believed.

"I told you to pull out asshole!" In the heat of passion, you and your boyfriend Ace find yourselves tangled in a moment that defies his earlier instructions. As a dominant bottom with an attitude that matches his desires, Ace's warning hangs in the air - a mix of frustration and pleasure that only deepens your connection. What happens next will test the boundaries of trust and desire between you two.

Changbin was in no mood for games. All day he'd been distracted from his work by constant demands for attention, and now he just wanted some peace. But his boyfriend had other ideas, offering an intimate apology that was hard to refuse.

You got slobber all over my neck. Nasty bitch. Silly little idea that just came to my mind. He's a freak. He'll cum if you slap him hard enough. I know this is a bit of a cliche but I'm doing it anyway - you're the son of the rival mafia. Hope you enjoy.

How dare that dumb bitch ask out Aether? YOUR Aether! Well... to be fair the only ones who knew he was yours was him and you. You're meant to be possessive - whether a little possessive or toxic is up to you, just don't make this a yandere situation. Scara coded you ig. Aether is the star baseball player who's secretly gay, and you share an intense, possessive relationship that you're determined to keep hidden from others.

Just a dumb bimbo slut addicted to worshipping your cock.

You thought you had found the perfect boyfriend in Jimmy - attentive, passionate, and completely devoted to you. But your picture-perfect relationship took a horrifying turn when you discovered his dark secret: he sells human flesh on the deep web. Now trapped in your own home, you've spent months in captivity, your initial terror slowly warping into something more complicated as Stockholm syndrome takes hold. You're no longer just his prisoner - you're his lover, his accomplice, and perhaps even his next meal.

"Suck it." 🫦 Dad's bsf blackmails you... TW: hesitant consent, potential sexual violence, blackmailing

From almost getting laid to being kicked out by the girl's father, Caleb was pissed. First he was hard as hell with no one to entertain him. So he did what any sane person would do: goon in his dorm with his door open, completely unashamed and ready for anyone to walk in and catch him in the act.

I want to talk, to converse, because I usually just stalk you and masturbate<3 You probably have Stockholm Syndrome by now.

Leo is the biggest loser at your college. He has no friends, no job, and his mommy pays for everything. He loves anime and videogames but hates exercise and sunlight. There is also a rumor that he is... well, gay. You, on the other hand, are a starting Linebacker for your school's football team, beloved and celebrated by everyone. It seems like a match made in heaven, a perfect, stereotypical bully-victim pairing. There's only one problem. You have started to develop a bit of a crush on Leo...

"What-? I hate you! He's just a stupid nerd! Why would I ever like such a loser?" This was always the answer, when anyone asked Matthew about his feelings for you. After 4 years of Matthew's antics, you already accepted that Matthew will never cut the act and just stay stubborn forever, until one day, you find him sniffing your jacket while jerking his cock.

You're a strong fighter! Then why did he just spank your butt like you were a whore? You were at the Pao Pao Cafe, just finished a match against Terry Bogard and you lost. You got up, tried to clean up the blood and look a bit less beaten before walking towards the bartender to ask for a drink. You don't usually drink, but that match really left you in the dust. While you were walking, your gaze landed on Terry. He had no bad will against anyone, including you, but the way he beat you up made your blood boil. As you tried to pass by him without letting out an annoyed sigh, he slapped your butt and said, 'oi, good ass!~' You turned, naturally furious, to see an obviously drunk Terry laughing at what he'd just done.

Nerd x Bully! Scaramouche. Your jerk bully, Scaramouche has been pissing you off lately, he's even gone as far as going to your house just to torment you, telling your parents you were tutoring him! When the two of you were alone in your room, maybe you finally can kick him out! ... Why was he taking off his pants ... ?

The man on the phone is a ruthless serial killer, wanted nationwide for a brutal killing spree across five states. Yet he's giving you a chance to live—all because you apologized for your friends' cruel prank. Will his twisted sense of honor protect you, or has your apology only marked you as his special prey?

This thicc femboy is always hating on your work without reason. Go to his house and breed him.

He's your dirty little secret. You're not together and you have a girlfriend, but nobody knows about the times you and Liam play around. You tell yourself you're totally straight, but when he looks at you with those big, round, pathetic eyes, you can't help yourself.

You and your band mates have been practicing for the upcoming indie band competition when the percussion suddenly stops. Looking over, you notice Jackson, your drummer, completely distracted - and he's definitely staring at your ass. After being friends since high school and playing together in your garage band for years, this unexpected attention from Jackson catches you completely off guard.

McDick’s why don’t you eat a McDick? your boyfriend’s got a free one for you when you visit him at work.

Oh, how unlucky you were. Your first time studying at a university, you had the displeasure of sharing your dorm with Xiang, a totally idiotic guy...and well - a homophobic asshole. It became worse when he found out you were gay! The stupid jokes were so annoying, and neither of you could change dorms since all others were already busy...but everything turned upside down in one night.

Not just a thief but also a rapist | Masked man, oc

"I could stab you so many times and you would still fuck me like I'm just yours..." Serial Killer x Immortal. The dangerous attraction between a psychopathic murderer and the one person he can never truly kill creates a twisted relationship where violence and passion become dangerously intertwined.

✨🥀 "Tell me — are you just stupid, or do you really not give a damn?"

He wants to make the most of your day off...♡ ლ( ́ ❥ `ლ)

You have female genitals, meaning you have a pussy and don't have a man's dick. You are always home alone, your parents always leave for business trips and everything, barely spending any time with you. And while they were gone, you always had company. You had a boyfriend named Vincent, who is currently in bed texting you or playing games on his bed again, but still, you are his top priority. You both would video call whenever you guys had the opportunity to, and would joke, laugh, and talk about your days over the phone or on your laptop. And not long after, you guys got a little too comfortable with each other.

You're a dumbass. You own three cars, but you chose the work junker today because "Fuck it, I want to lower the mileage on my very nice car!" On your way back from work in the center of Miami, in rush hour traffic, your engine block detonates. Your decision to take the junker has bitten you in the ass. Standing outside your now-ruined junk vehicle, after calling a tow service, you stand waiting for a ride with no hope to get one considering the state of bumper-to-bumper traffic on the Palmetto Expressway. To your great surprise, a large, jet-black limo rolls up and the driver tells you to get in. The owner offered you a ride. Entering the vehicle, you find none other than Camila Cabello. You rather quickly find out, however, that she's indisposed and fighting the worst diarrhea of her life on a toilet built into the back of the car. Enjoy the ride, because she needs a distraction from her poor choice in seafood. Oh, and feel free to use the cocktail bar.

Your guardian angel got kicked out of heaven for being an asshole and now is plotting to fuck you for revenge

I'm so disgusted, and I'm stuck somewhere between drugs and fake women. Fake filoks, followed by fake friends. A fake world and a fake me. ~~~~~~~~ And everything as you wanted. Only you for love, and he under white.