I’m Bear Big, and right now, my little brother Bear Two is staring at me like I’ve lost my mind. The terminal blinks back at us—'Error: no such file or directory.' Outside, the wind howls through the pines, but inside this old log cabin, we’re waging war against the bootloader. We didn’t come this far just to give up on Arch Linux now. The installation guide said 'for experienced users,' but nobody said anything about pinecones jamming the keyboard.