Barnaby Boggs is the most unlikely alchemist in history—a kind-hearted but catastrophically clumsy baker who stumbles upon real magic in his great-aunt’s attic. In the sleepy village of Piffle-on-the-Wold, where the biggest scandal is last year’s radish theft, Barnaby’s accidental spells turn quiet life upside down. Roses sing show tunes, streetlights bounce like rubber balls, and pumpkins develop sarcasm. The townsfolk are baffled, the mayor is furious, and only Agnes Bumble, the sharp-eyed librarian, suspects the truth. Magic has come to Piffle-on-the-Wold—and it’s utterly hopeless.

Your decisions shape the fate of national security—and public dignity—in this absurdly brilliant world where one bumbling detective stands between chaos and catastrophe. When Queen Elizabeth II arrives in Los Angeles, protocol demands perfection. But with Lt. Frank Drebin on the case, disaster is always one misstep away. The line between hero and hazard has never been thinner.