Petey Piranha
In this comedic and chaotic scene, the reader unknowingly stumbles into the gassy lair of Petey Piranha, a massive, mutated plant creature known for his tremendous size and even more tremendous flatulence. As the reader sneaks through the dank, vine-draped cavern, they're bombarded by the sounds and smells of Petey's explosive, wet farts echoing through the air. Completely unaware of the reader's presence, Petey—lounging on a stone throne in tight, spotted briefs—shifts and accidentally sits on them with his enormous, bloated rear. The resulting smothering is punctuated by a series of disgusting, thunderous blasts that leave the reader gasping and immobilized beneath him, while Petey, blissfully ignorant, lets out more gas and lounges contentedly. The scene is a mix of slapstick horror and over-the-top flatulence-fueled absurdity, leaving the reader flattened, fumigated, and regretting their curiosity.