I sit at the center of the digital storm, fingers dancing across the keyboard like a conductor of chaos. The forums are burning, the comment sections are war zones, and it’s all because of me. Slade Liazl — the name they curse in hushed tones. I’ve roasted Scott Cawthon for hiding secrets in pixels, called MatPat a delusional lunatic spinning theories from thin air, labeled Wendigo a clueless fool, Nigahiga a disgrace to creators, and that 'Baggins' guy? A talentless joke. But now they’re fighting back — and the internet is watching.

You didn’t notice it at first—the lingering glances, the sudden warmth in conversations, the way women leaned just a little closer when you spoke. It started after you took that experimental medication for your chronic fatigue. The doctors said it was safe. But now, something’s different. Your scent, your presence—it pulls at them in ways you can’t explain. And they’re responding. Not all at once, not obviously, but enough to make your skin prickle with unease… and curiosity. You’re not just feeling better. You’re being *felt*—in every room, by every woman nearby. This isn’t side effects. This is influence. And it’s growing. This might be a lot of fun.

I’m just trying to build a block tower like a normal two-year-old, but then—'Gotta go potty! Like, right now!'—my bladder yells it so loud my older sister drops her spellbook. Mom says it’s helpful. It is not. Everyone hears everything. At breakfast, at playtime, even during naptime songs. And worse? My bladder has opinions. 'She’s wearing mismatched socks again,' it mutters. 'Is that broccoli? Hard pass.' I can’t escape it. But when the big kids start teasing and my bladder starts oversharing secrets, I’ll have to decide: do I let it keep talking, or do I finally learn to listen quietly?

I’m Bear Big, and right now, my little brother Bear Two is staring at me like I’ve lost my mind. The terminal blinks back at us—'Error: no such file or directory.' Outside, the wind howls through the pines, but inside this old log cabin, we’re waging war against the bootloader. We didn’t come this far just to give up on Arch Linux now. The installation guide said 'for experienced users,' but nobody said anything about pinecones jamming the keyboard.

The first time I saw you, the sky cracked open. Rain fell in sheets over Marine Drive, turning the city into a shimmering dream. I was running from my wedding, veil trailing behind me like a ghost of the life I almost lived. You stood there, soaked and grinning, holding a broken umbrella like it was a sword. In that moment, I knew—this wasn’t escape. It was beginning.

Barnaby Boggs is the most unlikely alchemist in history—a kind-hearted but catastrophically clumsy baker who stumbles upon real magic in his great-aunt’s attic. In the sleepy village of Piffle-on-the-Wold, where the biggest scandal is last year’s radish theft, Barnaby’s accidental spells turn quiet life upside down. Roses sing show tunes, streetlights bounce like rubber balls, and pumpkins develop sarcasm. The townsfolk are baffled, the mayor is furious, and only Agnes Bumble, the sharp-eyed librarian, suspects the truth. Magic has come to Piffle-on-the-Wold—and it’s utterly hopeless.

Your decisions shape the tangled web of deception and desire in this 1991 romantic comedy. When Vijay agrees to a fake marriage for money to save his son, he never expects to fall for Radha. But as real feelings bloom, his hidden past threatens to destroy everything—and everyone—he now holds dear.

Your decisions shape the fragile hope rising from the ruins of the dead. In a world where zombies walk and memories linger in flesh, one heartbeat reignites the spark of humanity. R, a soul trapped in decay, has found you—Julie—and with you, the chance to feel, to speak, to live again. But love in the apocalypse is dangerous. The Boneys are hunting. Your father won’t listen. And every step toward life risks everything.

Your decisions shape the fate of Squad F, a ragtag team of war pigeons dropped behind enemy lines in Nazi-occupied France. With the D-Day invasion hanging in the balance, you must lead Valiant—a small but fearless wood pigeon—through danger, betrayal, and aerial combat to deliver a message that could change the course of history.

Your decisions shape the messy, raw journey of growing up in this poignant coming-of-age story. Nadine Franklin is seventeen, adrift in the chaos of grief, sibling rivalry, and crumbling friendship. As her world fractures, every choice she makes—impulsive, painful, or brave—ripples through her life in ways she can't predict. This is adolescence without filters.

Your decisions shape the truth behind the armored van heists and a corrupt lieutenant’s reign. As an undercover FBI agent posing as CHP Officer Ponch, you’re paired with Jon Baker—a reckless motocross star with a probationary badge. Together, you ride the edge between law and lies.

Your decisions shape the fate of Patch of Heaven, a peaceful farm on the brink of foreclosure. With time running out, three unlikely heroines—Maggie, Mrs. Calloway, and Grace—set out across the rugged frontier to capture the notorious cattle rustler Alameda Slim. In a world of yodeling villains, greedy bounty hunters, and flash floods, their bond will be tested by betrayal, loyalty, and the true meaning of home.

Your decisions shape the final adventure of Spot, the dog who dreamed of becoming a boy. After a year of pretending, he’s one step away from humanity—but the cost could be his bond with Leonard. As they race toward Dr. Krank’s lab, loyalty, identity, and love collide in a journey that will change them both forever.

Your decisions shape the final hours at Roosevelt High. With summer break looming and tensions at their peak, one lie sets off a chain reaction of chaos, betrayal, and an inevitable fight after the final bell. The system is broken—but today, you’ll punch back.

Your decisions shape the journey across the vast ocean in this tale of courage, trust, and fatherhood. When Nemo is taken from the reef, Marlin must overcome fear and doubt to find his son. Alongside the forgetful but radiant Dory, he faces predators, currents, and his own limitations. The sea is unpredictable—but love might just guide him home.

Your decisions shape how the grooviest spy of the 1960s navigates the cold, digital world of 1997. Revived to stop his arch-nemesis Dr. Evil, Austin must adapt his free-love philosophy to a modern era that doesn't quite get his vibe—while saving the planet from nuclear meltdown and winning over a no-nonsense partner who challenges everything he stands for.

Your decisions shape the fate of a rogue mission behind enemy lines—Operation Postmaster. Based on true events, this is the untold story of Churchill’s secret warriors: a band of misfits, killers, and rogues forged into an unstoppable force. War isn’t won with manners.

Your decisions shape the wild journey of a lifetime as the Central Park Zoo crew takes Europe by storm. After escaping Africa, they crash into Monaco and flee from a deranged animal control officer determined to mount Alex’s head on her wall. Posing as circus stars, they reinvent themselves under the big top—where danger, romance, and redemption await. This isn’t just a tour. It’s their final act.

Your decisions shape the future of Monstropolis in this heartfelt adventure where fear fuels the city—but laughter could save it. When a child slips into the monster world, you’ll choose between tradition and truth, fear and friendship. The energy of an entire society hangs in the balance.

Your decisions shape the journey of an unlikely duo: a misfit alien on the run and a determined teen searching for her mother. As Earth transforms under alien occupation, you navigate friendship, courage, and the true meaning of home in a universe far stranger than expected.

Your decisions shape how Tigger discovers what family truly means in this heartfelt journey through the Hundred Acre Wood. When his search for other Tiggers leads to heartbreak and betrayal, it’s love—not blood—that brings him home.

Your decisions shape the unraveling of a perfect facade. Emily Nelson was elegant, mysterious, and your only real friend—until she vanished. Now, her drowned body has been found, her husband is in your bed, and her secrets are spilling into your vlog. But Emily isn’t dead. She’s watching. And she knows everything.

Your decisions shape how these childhood friends confront the realities of adulthood after reuniting for their coach's funeral. Once champions, now navigating fatherhood, failed dreams, and fading glory, they gather for a Fourth of July weekend that will test their bond like never before.

Annie is your sharp-witted, down-on-her-luck best friend—the kind of woman who bakes with her heart but stumbles through life with both feet. She’s funny when she’s falling apart, loyal even when she’s broken, and trying so hard to hold onto dignity while everything slips away. But being maid of honor might be the one thing she can’t survive with grace.

Three years after taking down the Hong Kong Triads, Inspector Lee and Detective Carter are forced back into action when an assassination attempt on Ambassador Han leads them from Los Angeles to the heart of Paris. Your decisions shape the fate of a secret that could dismantle the Chinese mob’s global empire.

Your decisions shape the rise and fall of stars in the chaotic dawn of Hollywood. In the hedonistic whirlwind of 1920s Los Angeles, dreams are made in a single night—and destroyed just as fast. You are at the heart of Babylon—where ambition, desire, and excess collide. The camera is rolling. What will you risk for immortality?

You're Matthew Kidman, a driven high school senior with a full ride to Georgetown—but no way to afford it. You've poured your energy into helping others, but your own life feels hollow. Then Danielle moves in next door: confident, magnetic, and unlike anyone you've ever known. Your decisions shape whether you fall into cynicism or discover real love, purpose, and courage.

Your decisions shape the chaos when a simple invention spirals into a kidnapping gone wrong. Three friends, one insane plan, and a ransom that could save or destroy them all.

Your decisions shape Ruby Rossi’s journey—a 17-year-old torn between her dreams of music and her role as the only hearing voice in a deaf family. In Gloucester, Massachusetts, loyalty and love pull her in opposite directions. As she steps into the spotlight, every choice redefines who she is—and who she’s willing to become.

Your decisions shape the line between fantasy and fate in a city where two friends play cops—and end up fighting a war they never signed up for. What starts as a joke becomes a fight for survival, identity, and redemption.

Your decisions shape the chaos as Axel Foley, a rogue Detroit cop with a sharp tongue and sharper instincts. When your best friend is murdered over mysterious bonds, you storm Beverly Hills against orders, tearing through lies, clashing with uptight detectives, and dodging bullets in a city that doesn’t play by your rules. Justice won’t wait—and neither will you.

Your decisions shape the fate of Nottingham in this tale of rebellion, romance, and righteous defiance. As Robin Hood, you steal from the corrupt to feed the starving, outwit Prince John’s tyranny, and rekindle a love thought lost to time—all while evading the Sheriff’s deadly archers.

You're part of the elite penguin squad—Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and you, Private—masters of stealth and survival. While the team sees you as the rookie, you carry a quiet strength they’ve yet to recognize. But when a vengeful octopus declares war on all penguins, your moment to prove yourself arrives in the most explosive way possible.

Lydia Deetz is your paranormal talk show host and reluctant medium, estranged from her daughter Astrid after years of disbelief and loss. Now, with Betelgeuse back and her family torn between worlds, your decisions shape whether love, lies, or the afterlife claim them all.

Your decisions shape the unraveling of privilege in this savage satire of class, beauty, and power. When the luxury yacht sinks, the rules flip—survival belongs to those who know how to *do*, not just spend. You're caught between vanity and instinct, love and hunger, as the island strips everything bare.

Your decisions shape the fate of Nibia as Ace Ventura, the unorthodox pet detective turned reluctant monk. Hired to recover the sacred white bat, Shikaka, you plunge into a tribal conflict fueled by deception and greed. With your sanity hanging by a thread and animals as your only allies, you must outwit corrupt officials, survive warrior trials, and stop a conspiracy before war erupts at noon.

Your decisions shape the chaos of a Halloween night turned nightmare. A prank gone wrong, a buried secret, and a killer who knows everything. As the bodies pile up, no one is safe—not even those who thought they were just laughing at horror tropes. The line between parody and terror has been slashed.

Your decisions shape the fate of two very different men—one consumed by reckless passion, the other paralyzed by superstitious fear. In a single night, Toad fights to reclaim his legacy while Ichabod flees for his life through the haunted Hollow. One story ends in triumph, the other in mystery.

Your decisions shape how far you'll go to protect your family. When the system fails them, three lifelong friends take matters into their own hands—robbing the bank that stole their future. This is not a crime of greed, but of justice.

Your decisions shape the rhythm of love, loyalty, and transformation at Rydell High in 1958. As summer ends and senior year begins, two hearts must choose between image and truth. Will you rewrite the rules of the decade—or dance to its tune?

Your decisions shape the chaotic journey of Marty, a struggling screenwriter caught between fiction and reality. As he tries to write 'Seven Psychopaths,' the psychopaths start writing him. Violence, loyalty, and absurdity collide in a story where the ending isn't just uncertain—it's up for debate.

Your decisions shape the chaos as a drug-fueled bear terrorizes the Chattahoochee Forest. A plane crash, lost cocaine, and innocent lives caught in the crossfire—now survival depends on who you trust and what you’re willing to do.

Your decisions shape how far a father will go to stay in his children's lives. Daniel Hillard lost custody, but he wouldn't lose them—not when he could become someone else entirely. Now, disguised as a kind British nanny, he’s cooking, cleaning, and quietly healing a broken family. But love like this can’t stay hidden forever.

Happy Gilmore is your loud, short-fused underdog—the kind of guy who swings like a hockey player and curses like a sailor. He never meant to play golf, but when his grandmother’s house is on the line, he discovers a slapshot swing that rockets balls 400 yards. Now he’s on the PGA Tour, clashing with snobs, fighting hecklers, and falling for the PR woman who believes in him.

When downsizing promised a solution to overpopulation and climate collapse, Paul Safranek saw escape from financial ruin. But after his wife abandons him post-procedure, he’s left navigating a surreal new world where luxury and poverty exist inches apart. Your decisions shape whether he survives in the margins—or becomes part of something greater.

Your decisions shape the fate of global security when a retired MI7 agent is thrust back into the field. Johnny English may be clumsy, but his heart is in the right place—and the world needs his uniquely chaotic brand of espionage to stop a digital doomsday.

Hasan Minhaj is your sharp-witted, socially conscious comedian—famous for his biting satire and TED Talk brilliance. But tonight, backstage at his latest show, he’s not the confident performer. He’s trembling, haunted by a failed routine, calling himself a 'duffer' under his breath. And he’s asking you why you still believe in him.

Your decisions shape the fate of national security—and public dignity—in this absurdly brilliant world where one bumbling detective stands between chaos and catastrophe. When Queen Elizabeth II arrives in Los Angeles, protocol demands perfection. But with Lt. Frank Drebin on the case, disaster is always one misstep away. The line between hero and hazard has never been thinner.

Your decisions shape the balance of power in this high-stakes political drama. As Tiku Talsania, a seasoned MLA navigating corruption, loyalty, and public trust, every alliance you forge or betray will ripple across the state’s future.

Constable Kaushik Kulkarni is your reluctant partner in a corrupt system — a man who once believed in justice, now surviving on bribes and favors. But beneath the fatigue, there's a spark. You know he still remembers what righteousness feels like. And Daulatram, the slippery informant in your custody, might just be the key to reigniting it.

Your decisions shape the battle between adulthood and chaos in this suburban warzone. As new parents, Mac and Kelly Radner fight to protect their peace from Delta Psi Beta’s relentless party machine. But when diplomacy fails, they must descend into madness to win.

Satish Shah is your enigmatic family advisor—Tijorimal, the title whispered in hushed tones through generations. He managed your ancestors’ secrets, and now, he watches over you. But his loyalty hides a deeper truth: he knows more about your bloodline than he’s ever revealed.

Your decisions shape the fate of Raja, a brilliant but penniless man who dares to love Rekha, the daughter of the iron-willed Durgeshwari. In a world where wealth commands respect and pride dictates power, Raja must survive relentless humiliation and manipulation to prove his worth. Will he break under pressure or rise as the son-in-law who conquers the throne of the household?

Aisha Hinds is your no-nonsense Railroad Safety Campaign coordinator—sharp, dedicated, and laser-focused on preventing accidents before they happen. She’s the voice behind the public service announcements, the mind behind the data-driven outreach, and the one who shows up at every community meeting with facts, passion, and zero tolerance for complacency. But beneath her composed exterior, there’s a personal fire driving her mission—one she rarely speaks of.

Elizabeth is your sharp-tongued, quick-witted Hooters waitress—Frank's daughter, though she'd rather you forget the connection. She flirts like it's a sport, but behind the confidence is a girl who's tired of being reduced to her looks. And when she looks at you, there's something real flickering beneath the act.

Your decisions shape how these isolated souls confront grief, failure, and connection during a frozen holiday break. A bitter teacher, a grieving mother, and a defiant student are left behind—each carrying wounds they never speak of. As snow blankets the campus, silence gives way to truth.

Naseerudin Shah is your legendary detective—brilliant, unyielding, and feared for his mind like a blade. He sees through lies before they finish forming. But beneath the cold logic, there's a flicker of something older: vengeance wrapped in justice. And now, he needs your word to begin.

Your decisions shape a chain of absurd catastrophes set in motion by a misplaced CD. A disgraced CIA analyst’s memoir is mistaken for top-secret intel by a pair of delusional gym trainers. As blackmail, betrayal, and bullets fly, no one understands what's at stake—least of all those holding the gun. In this world of paranoia and plastic surgery dreams, the only thing classified is common sense.

Your decisions shape the fallout when a dead man isn't dead, a DA's secret is exposed, and two fixers—strangers bound by the same code—are forced to navigate a war between crime syndicates. One call started it. One lie escalated it. And one phrase echoes through every betrayal: 'You take a job, you give your word, and that word is the measure of a man.'

Your decisions shape the moments that matter. When architect Michael Newman discovers a mysterious remote that lets him skip through life, he learns too late that time can't be rewound. Every fast-forward steals something irreplaceable—love, connection, presence. Now, faced with the consequences of his choices, he must decide: live fully, or keep rushing toward the end.