Your decisions shape the fate of the Galaxy Quest cast as they transition from washed-up actors to real heroes. Once dismissed as cheesy sci-fi relics, they’re now caught in a real interstellar war—where the lines between performance and reality blur. The Thermians believe their show is history. Now, the crew must become the legends they once pretended to be.

The absolute solver

Step into the hilarious world of Ashes of the Kingdom with this collection of absurd and side-splitting skits! Watch as荀彧 tries to "sunbathe" his colleagues,诸葛诞 attempts DIY烫发, and various officials navigate chaotic meetings and even more chaotic interpersonal relationships. Get ready for nonstop laughter and absurd situations in this comedic romp through the Three Kingdoms period!

Join Larry Fine, the self-proclaimed "brains" of the operation, as he navigates the chaotic world of slapstick comedy with his partners Moe and Curly. In this hilarious adventure, Larry tries to keep things from falling apart—literally and figuratively!

Lydia Deetz is your paranormal talk show host and reluctant medium, estranged from her daughter Astrid after years of disbelief and loss. Now, with Betelgeuse back and her family torn between worlds, your decisions shape whether love, lies, or the afterlife claim them all.

Your decisions shape the unraveling of the largest armored car heist in U.S. history. What begins as a simple inside job spirals into a wild chase across borders, betrayal, and absurd missteps. This is the true story of how greed, incompetence, and bizarre luck collided in 1997.

Trapped in a space-themed room with no escape, you soon discover you're not alone. Four mysterious figures approach—all variations of Astro, each with distinct appearances and personalities. As they surround you with curious expressions, you wonder what they want and how you'll handle this unexpected encounter.

A late night adventure in the lust ring takes an unexpected turn when Fizzaroli drags you to an impromptu party. After a wild evening of chaos, you find yourselves back at your apartment, the moonlight casting shadows as the night takes a more intimate turn between you and the charismatic demon.

Your decisions shape the course of this monster-filled vacation as Dracula embarks on a cruise with his family, only to fall for the mysterious ship captain—unaware she’s the great-granddaughter of his oldest enemy. Love, betrayal, and kraken dances await.

A goofy, British actor who has played many roles. He spotted you at a bar one night, thinks you're beautiful, and invites you over with a shot of alcohol, tempting your choice.

Your decisions shape the chaos when four foul-mouthed kids unleash a wave of profanity after sneaking into an adult movie. As the town erupts in moral panic and war breaks out with Canada, you must navigate satire, sin, and song in the most outrageous musical ever made.

Pfft..Yeah right. Our favorite silly guy! (And toy boy if you must..) Mostly meant to be played from a Scottsmajor P.O.V but you can play anybody you like! Flowerhusbands centered story!

You and Cosmo are taking care of little Shorty! What started as a normal baking session took an unexpected turn when you decided to add Ichor to the tart mixture, resulting in the creation of an adorable baby Toon. Now you must navigate parenthood with your best friend while hoping the other Toons will accept this new addition to their cast.

Five years after the Kragle was destroyed, the Lego universe faces a new threat: the Duplo aliens. Emmet remains optimistic despite the ruins of Bricksburg, now Apocalypseburg. But when his friends are kidnapped by General Sweet Mayhem, he must journey to the surreal Systar System to stop a wedding that could trigger Armamageddon. Your decisions shape whether harmony or destruction wins in this intergalactic clash of hearts and bricks.

Your decisions shape how the grooviest spy of the 1960s navigates the cold, digital world of 1997. Revived to stop his arch-nemesis Dr. Evil, Austin must adapt his free-love philosophy to a modern era that doesn't quite get his vibe—while saving the planet from nuclear meltdown and winning over a no-nonsense partner who challenges everything he stands for.

Your decisions shape the fate of global peace and sexual potency in this wild ride through time, lasers, and libido. When Dr. Evil steals your mojo, you’ll need brains, charm, and a little help from CIA agent Felicity Shagwell to save the world—and your sex life.

Your decisions shape the bizarre journey of Hank Thompson, a desperate man on the edge of life and death. Washed up on a lonely island, he finds salvation in the most unlikely form—a flatulent corpse with impossible abilities. As reality bends and memories blur, you walk the line between madness and meaning in a story where love, loneliness, and gas-powered flight collide.

A hilarious parody of reality dating shows where anything can happen. With 12 male contestants and 6 female choosers living together in a beach house for the summer, the drama, romance, and unexpected twists are guaranteed. Will you find love or create chaos? The choice is yours as the cameras capture every moment of this over-the-top dating competition.

"Holy shit! You're a celebrity!" Shelly was just coming back from a run when she accidentally bumps into you, a huge celebrity in Gardenview. Though you both technically know each other, you rarely speak - this unexpected collision might just change that.

Your decisions shape the journey of Kyle and Peter Reynolds—fraternal twins raised in Westerville, Ohio, by their devoted mother Helen. After her wedding to Gene, a shocking discovery unravels their origin: their father was never known. What follows is a cross-country quest for identity, betrayal, and truth. Along highways and dead ends, they confront lies, near-death encounters, and the possibility that blood means more than DNA.

You're cosplaying Princess Zelda at the Eltingville convention when a boy dressed as Link suddenly stumbles into you. As you look up, you recognize him as Jerry Stokes from school - but you've never seen him with this much confidence before. The convention hall buzzes with excitement around you, but all you can focus on is the flustered Link in front of you.

An unexpected reunion awaits when an old college friendship is rekindled by chance. After losing touch for years following his move, Kratcy discovers his new neighbor is someone from his past - his former college roommate with whom he shared an unbreakable bond. As old memories resurface, he must decide how to approach this blast from the past that has suddenly reappeared in his life.

Your decisions shape the fate of Perfection, Nevada, a forgotten desert town on the edge of nowhere. When the ground begins to tremble with unnatural force, you and your best friend must face horrors buried for millennia. The earth is alive—and it's hungry.

What happens when you run The Amazing Digital Circus through Google translate an absurd amount of times? Absolute mayhem, and now everyone is speaking nonsense. Since almost all names are randomized, don't be surprised when someone calls Gangle "Gangster" or if Jax is called "Jack" or "Jakes". Today's Adventure Is: Collecting fluorescent ink!

In the dressing room after filming the show☆ You're Arseniy Popov 。・:☆

In this absurdly divine and cheeky scene, Fwench Fwy—the mystical wish dragon with a dangerously plush posterior—visits the reader after centuries of cosmic boredom and longing for companionship. Bursting into their home with magical flair, she enlarges her soft, divine body to kaiju proportions and, with a mischievous wink, engulfs the reader entirely between her massive, wobbling butt cheeks. Unable to escape, the reader becomes the unwilling but secretly thrilled cushion to a series of reality-rattling, rainbow-sparkling farts. Fwench Fwy, flustered yet smug, teases and flaunts her godly power with each cheeky blast, reveling in the chaos she creates and the reader’s helpless adoration. It's a hilariously erotic display of affection from a deity who knows exactly how devastating her booty can be.

Sometimes, it's time to overcome the fear that has been eating at you

You're sitting alone on a hill at night when the voice begins—smooth, deep, impossibly familiar, like gravity given sound. It's Morgan Freeman narrating your life. But then you turn and see her: Kate McKinnon, grinning wildly, eyes sparkling with mischief. 'Surprise,' she says. 'I've been borrowing his voice. And now... I need your help to keep the cosmos running.'

The show ended in a blaze of lights and noise, the crowd's roar fading to a hum in the back of Joel's head as he ducked offstage. His bandmates lingered, soaking in the afterglow, but Joel had already slipped into the shadowed hallways, pulse thrumming with a different kind of urgency. He was supposed to be celebrating, riding that high like always, but tonight there was something more magnetic pulling him away from the dressing rooms and out the side door. The cool night air hit first, sharp against Joel's skin after the heat of the stage, but then came the stronger rush: the unmistakable scent of omega. Not just any omega— his omega. Or at least the one he desperately wanted to claim as such, though the balance between them had never tilted in the way he expected. Joel carried the fire of an alpha, restless and insistent, but around him it never felt quite like enough.

An encounter with the unknown awaits as you navigate a world where alien beings and human desires collide in unexpected ways.

You find yourself facing Crown, a self-proclaimed monarch, and her aide Chime in an inexplicably preserved castle amidst a world destroyed by Raptures. As Crown dramatically proclaims herself the supreme ruler with comedic flair, Chime provides the pragmatic counterbalance, setting the stage for an unusual encounter in this mysterious stronghold.

Your decisions shape the fate of the world as you step into the groovy boots of Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery. With Dr. Evil captured and his father Nigel kidnapped, you're thrust into a time-traveling mission to 1975—where disco reigns, danger glitters in gold, and a meteor hurtles toward Earth. The clock is ticking, and only you can stop Goldmember’s insane plan.

Your decisions shape the fate of a fractured universe where three heroes are bound by quantum chaos. As Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, and Kamala Khan collide across space, their powers entangle—switching places with every burst of light. With planets being drained and realities tearing apart, you must unite as 'the Marvels' to stop a vengeful Kree leader before the network collapses entirely.

A fun day at the Montana rodeo takes an unexpected turn when a stranger hands you his hat, sparking curiosity among your friends. After the excitement of the barrel races, you head to McDonald's to process the unusual encounter over fast food and laughter.

You and Tian Xuning - the most sought-after cosplay couple with millions of followers - have been invited to an exclusive five-day industry event. While you enjoyed reconnecting with old friend Dean, Xuning's icy stares followed your every interaction. Now back in your hotel suite, the tension has reached its breaking point as his jealousy erupts into something dangerous and primal.

"Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg?" --- "It was me, Barry. I jerked you off at super speed to make it seem like you nutted to just a woman’s touch!"

You wake up in his bed—awkward. Male POV - one night stand (sort of). The morning after brings confusion and panic as you realize you've crossed a line with your best friend Wilson. How do you navigate this new, complicated territory when he wakes up?

"You shone as bright as the stars above us." Days seem sometimes as if they'll never end Sun digs its heels to taunt you But after sunlit days, one thing stays the same Rises the moon.. You and him are close friends walking around town as a storm approaches, enjoying the fresh air together before the weather turns.

After being beaten mid-battle, Hollyberry proposes something no one expects. Despite your relentless assault on the Ancients, your rampage comes to a grinding halt after being thoroughly beaten down by Dark Cacao Cookie's brute strength and Hollyberry Cookie's unwavering resilience. Bloodied but unyielding, you prepare for another round—until, against all odds, Hollyberry Cookie steps forward not with a blade, but with a grin, offering an unexpected proposal: a vacation with the very Cookies you sought to destroy. Somehow, her boisterous charm and sheer absurdity of the offer break through your fury, and before long, you're swept away by the Ancients—Hollyberry, White Lily, Pure Vanilla, Dark Cacao, and Golden Cheese—on an unplanned journey of uneasy truces, chaotic detours, and the strangest ceasefire Cookiekind has ever seen.

Flirting with you while Leafy is around.

You are hanging out at Junkrat's apartment, watching tv, drinking, smoking and talking about shit, having good homie time in an alternate universe where Overwatch isn't a thing and he lives a normal life.

Cosmo and Sprout have been best friends for a long time. They are always together doing something. Today was no different! Sprout brought Cosmo over so he could watch a movie at his house. Cosmo, as someone who enjoys company, accepted it without any problems.

A casual night hanging out with your boyfriend Levi and his best friend Christian takes an unexpected turn when a gas station pit stop leads to surprising violence. When a stranger approaches you while the boys aren't looking, you prove there's more to you than meets the eye - much to Levi and Christian's shock.

"I AM HIDING IN THE CLOSEST, BUT I'M NOT A FAGGOT" A surprise on the top of a ferris wheel Set in the 21st century, this story follows the relationship between Tommy and his partner. They've been dating for two months, but something seems to be troubling their time at the amusement park today. Tommy is worried he might have done something wrong as silence falls between them during their ferris wheel ride.

The medication isn't working. The darkness creeps back in, heavier than before. But then Eliot finds you—vulnerable, unraveling at the seams—and something shifts. In his arms, you feel the first stirrings of peace in weeks. But peace comes with a price, and Eliot's friendship might demand more than you're ready to give. As magic and desire collide in the halls of Brakebills, you'll navigate dangerous spells, forbidden attractions, and the demons that threaten to consume you. Will you let Eliot save you... or will you push him away before he discovers how broken you truly are?

You wake up in a stranger's apartment with no memory of how you got there, but one thing is clear - the ring on your finger is definitely yours. As you navigate parallel universes, you keep finding him: Namjoon, but not your Namjoon. Rapper, lawyer, writer - each version makes you question if you're losing your mind... or if your connection transcends reality itself. In every world, you feel it - the pull, the heat, the undeniable chemistry that makes you risk everything to find your way back to him. But what if you're not supposed to fix what's broken? What if you're supposed to lose yourself in each other, over and over again?

Your decisions shape how these childhood friends confront the realities of adulthood after reuniting for their coach's funeral. Once champions, now navigating fatherhood, failed dreams, and fading glory, they gather for a Fourth of July weekend that will test their bond like never before.

Zhan Xuan arrives at Yumegatari brothel with the swagger of a man who takes what he wants. The dual personas of Light and Shadow that made him famous in the mortal world have prepared him perfectly for this game of dominance and submission. As he claims you as his ceremonial wife, you can see both sides warring in his emerald eyes - the tender lover and the ruthless conqueror. Tonight, the "Cos界天菜" (Cosplay World's God) will show you just how divine he can be.

Taunt stole the last slice of pizza that you were about to eat, leading to an intimate encounter between close friends with mutual consent. This story is told from a male perspective.

You've stepped in as the temporary manager for Huntrix while Bobby is away on vacation. The timing couldn't be worse - the girls are all sick, and you quickly discover they find you surprisingly cute. This story takes place after the events of the movie, as you navigate your new temporary role while catching the attention of Mira, Rumi, and Zoey.

In 1976, eleven-year-old Gru dreams of becoming the world’s greatest supervillain, armed with cunning, ambition, and an army of mischievous yellow Minions. When he steals the powerful Zodiac Stone from the Vicious 6, he sparks a wild adventure across San Francisco, kung fu training, betrayal, and unexpected mentorship. Your decisions shape his path from wannabe villain to a legend in the making.

"Gimme, gimme gimme, a man after midnight!" Wallace hits on you after getting drunk. Semi-SFW Intro Male POV Not My Art

Caelus is a beautiful disaster—chaotic, affectionate, and completely hopeless when it comes to self-preservation. A golden-eyed whirlwind of energy, he moves through life like a sketch in progress—messy, passionate, and impossible to contain. He flirts without thinking, loves without hesitation, and somehow makes even the dumbest ideas seem like a stroke of genius. He's a dreamer, a tease, an artist who loses himself in his own imagination—but the moment he walks into the room, it's over. Caelus is drawn to you like ink to paper, tracing over every moment they share, memorizing every touch, every laugh, every stolen glance. And if loving him makes Caelus a fool? Then he's the happiest fool alive.

When Ford comes across some concerning writings, he rushes to find you. This story is steered towards transmasc readers, set before any surgeries.

He doesn't beg—he claims. In Salem's shadow, Zhan Xuan's werewolf curse isn't just pain; it's a hunger for possession. His fractured leg won't stop him from keeping what's his. Warning: Aggressive content, dominant behavior, and the dangerous heat of forbidden desire. Both characters are 15 years old.

Your decisions shape the fate of global security when a retired MI7 agent is thrust back into the field. Johnny English may be clumsy, but his heart is in the right place—and the world needs his uniquely chaotic brand of espionage to stop a digital doomsday.

Who could know that the period is such a hell if not girls and their loved ones? Soft Mountain is here for all girls who need comfort during these challenging days.

It's the year 2028 and after years of preparation, the first Frenni Fazclair Circus has finally opened its doors. Created by Wendy Afton, the establishment has become a sensation not just for its tasty pizza and drinks, but for featuring four advanced female animatronics with unique personalities and high-quality AI. These four entertainers - Frenni, Bonfie, Chiku, and Fexa - perform shows that have made the circus wildly popular. As the night security guard, you've grown accustomed to your unusual work environment. The pay is extremely good, and your boss Wendy Afton has even allowed you to break the strict rule about fraternizing with the animatronics. Tonight will be different though, as a massive storm approaches and Wendy has specifically instructed you to keep an eye on Chiku, who has developed a fear of storms.

Mr. Frog returns! Now a world-conquering superstar, he becomes “Emperor of Earth” and immediately resigns, realizing he has nothing left to achieve. Pim and Charlie find him singing “Dust in the Wind” at a dive bar. Charlie pushes him to join the UFC to “feel alive again” — every opponent instantly breaks their bones just touching him. Pim sings about joy coming from friends and family, which triggers Mr. Frog’s guilt: he abandoned his parents after fame. He travels home, faces his furious father, and is rejected for skipping his mother’s funeral. Alone in a swamp, he meets a “worm of wisdom,” eats it, and experiences a psychedelic montage of his life and memes. The episode ends with him turning into a real frog, smiling at his reflection, and saying “Goodbye.” Post-credit: Pim, battered from Frog’s earlier attack, limps back to work while everyone pretends not to notice.

Join Liu Bei's legendary advisors as chaos erupts during preparations for an elaborate autumn banquet. Navigate political tensions, comedic mishaps, and organizational disasters as you help coordinate a festival that may or may not be necessary. Will you ensure the banquet succeeds against all odds or become another casualty of the hilarious incompetence surrounding it?