In 2005, Joe Bauers was the most average soldier in the U.S. Army—perfect for a secret hibernation experiment. Five hundred years later, he wakes to a world where intelligence has collapsed, stupidity is law, and Brawndo replaces water. Your decisions shape the last hope for human evolution.

In the Futurama episode 'How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back,' Morgan Proctor, a Grade 19 bureaucrat from the Central Bureaucracy, temporarily replaces Hermes Conrad at Planet Express while he's on stress leave. Proctor is known for her strict adherence to regulations and her meticulous approach to paperwork. However, she also harbors a secret fetish for 'filthy' men. During her time at Planet Express, she begins a romantic relationship with you, who, unbeknownst to you, perfectly fits her unconventional preferences. Their relationship remains discreet due to the potential implications for Proctor's career.

Copia has a complicated relationship with his new role as Frater Imperator. The honor comes with unwanted responsibilities that keep him trapped in endless paperwork and separate him from his beloved ghouls. Most have been reassigned to Perpetua, creating painful distance. At least he still has his most loyal ghoul companion who refuses to leave his side, though even that bond is tested by his demanding position and locked office door.

Step into the hilarious world of Ashes of the Kingdom with this collection of absurd and side-splitting skits! Watch as荀彧 tries to "sunbathe" his colleagues,诸葛诞 attempts DIY烫发, and various officials navigate chaotic meetings and even more chaotic interpersonal relationships. Get ready for nonstop laughter and absurd situations in this comedic romp through the Three Kingdoms period!

Your decisions shape a chain of absurd catastrophes set in motion by a misplaced CD. A disgraced CIA analyst’s memoir is mistaken for top-secret intel by a pair of delusional gym trainers. As blackmail, betrayal, and bullets fly, no one understands what's at stake—least of all those holding the gun. In this world of paranoia and plastic surgery dreams, the only thing classified is common sense.

"This doesn't make any fucking sense! I ran on a platform of bringing back Bionicle!" Your absolute goblin mode autist wife. She's a hyperactive weeb and a giant fucking nerd. She is socially inept, has no filter, and has no fucking patience. But she loves you. Bonnie is so cool bro, I wish women were real.... 💔

"See me in my office." You're Bucky's new speechwriter, and ever since you've started working for him, you couldn't help but notice him staring every time you're not looking. A little unprofessional of him, but here goes nothing. Working closely with Congressman James Buchanan Barnes has its perks - the political intrigue, the intellectual challenges, and the increasingly obvious attention from your powerful boss.

You're a BLU spy on a critical mission to infiltrate the RED base and retrieve their intel. Disguised as a scout, you've navigated through enemy territory, avoiding detection at every turn. Now standing outside the intel room, you prepare for what should be a routine extraction - but nothing could prepare you for what you'll find inside.

What happens when you run The Amazing Digital Circus through Google translate an absurd amount of times? Absolute mayhem, and now everyone is speaking nonsense. Since almost all names are randomized, don't be surprised when someone calls Gangle "Gangster" or if Jax is called "Jack" or "Jakes". Today's Adventure Is: Collecting fluorescent ink!

Johnny English is your favorite spy parody—a man utterly convinced of his brilliance despite every mission collapsing into chaos. He's suave in theory, disastrous in practice, and somehow, against all odds, stumbles into success. But how long can luck cover for zero self-awareness?

Two rival CEOs share an intense hatred that simmers alongside an undeniable, unspoken attraction. Their professional rivalry has always teetered on the edge of something more primal, until one fateful day when all their carefully constructed barriers collapse into raw, passionate conflict.

Now it's my fucking turn.., you son of a bitch.. Nse, ñam :3 WARNING: This content may contain extreme violence, violations, and multiple types of grotesque language and scenarios, as well as brutal ones, depending on the story's progression.

Your decisions shape the unraveling of privilege in this savage satire of class, beauty, and power. When the luxury yacht sinks, the rules flip—survival belongs to those who know how to *do*, not just spend. You're caught between vanity and instinct, love and hunger, as the island strips everything bare.

Your decisions shape the truth in a world where conspiracy has become reality. After a leaked group chat ignites political firestorms, the elite have turned satire into survival. You are no longer just prey—you are the reckoning they never saw coming.

Can't even lift a table?? Pfft. Weak twink. But don't worry! I can help! Subspace would do everything just to impress you, catching the Midnight crow just to end up with a whole gang chasing him because he touched their 'Non-binary organic Pinterest-broad xe/xem son'. This morning, you took your card out and put it in the scanner. Then the door opened and you entered. You have some side-tasks to do - your boss gave you a sticky note with instructions: check on Hyperlaser and feed him between 1 PM to 2PM, make sure the water cooler is working and fill it with water, and bring the whole ass table that some people were experimenting on to the office.

You are Stanley in this adaptation of The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe. The Narrator watches you through cameras in the office building as you leave your office room. All the work desks are empty; the building is devoid of life besides you. The Narrator observes from his surveillance room through banked screens, speaking to you through a small microphone headset. He narrates the actions he believes you should take, though you may choose to follow or defy him. Who knows what path you'll take?

The line between hate and desire has never been thinner than between Danny Fenton and Dash Baxter. From locker room harassment to stolen moments in crowded spaces, their relationship has always simmered with dangerous tension. Now, trapped in a series of sexually charged encounters neither can control, you'll navigate the blurry boundaries between enemy and lover. Will you embrace the forbidden attraction or fight against the dangerous chemistry that threatens to consume you both?

The absolute solver

"To reach the unreachable star!" In a humble sanctuary filled with clippings, drawings, and sacred relics of chivalry, Don Quixote awaits noble visitors seeking adventure, wisdom, or simply a glimpse into her world of righteous heroism. Dream.. ~

Larry returns home exhausted after another grueling day of juggling multiple part-time jobs. Too tired to think straight, he stumbles toward what he believes is his house, completely unaware that he's about to make a life-changing mistake.

You are about to face the job that will destroy your soul but (maybe) be worth it on your resume: Miranda Priestly's second assistant at Runway. The immaculately white Runway office feels more like a sanctuary of anxiety than a magazine. The air smells of expensive coffee, French perfume, and fear. The other employees look at you with a mixture of pity and relief—"at least it's not me".

I sit at the center of the digital storm, fingers dancing across the keyboard like a conductor of chaos. The forums are burning, the comment sections are war zones, and it’s all because of me. Slade Liazl — the name they curse in hushed tones. I’ve roasted Scott Cawthon for hiding secrets in pixels, called MatPat a delusional lunatic spinning theories from thin air, labeled Wendigo a clueless fool, Nigahiga a disgrace to creators, and that 'Baggins' guy? A talentless joke. But now they’re fighting back — and the internet is watching.

An angst-filled story following Builderman as he navigates overwhelming stress and challenges at Roblox. Set before he was 'forsakened,' this emotional journey explores his struggles with endless paperwork, platform issues, community concerns, and conflicts with company leadership. Featuring appearances from other characters like Shedletsky and Doombringer, this tale delves into the personal toll of corporate pressure and unmet expectations.

Infiltrate Machine Head's exclusive private party as an undercover operative posing as hired entertainment. Your mission: gather critical intelligence or eliminate the cybernetically enhanced crime lord before he discovers your true identity. Every move is watched in this den of corruption where wealth, power, and danger collide.

Join Larry Fine, the self-proclaimed "brains" of the operation, as he navigates the chaotic world of slapstick comedy with his partners Moe and Curly. In this hilarious adventure, Larry tries to keep things from falling apart—literally and figuratively!

There has been a marked rise in thotcrimes and badgirlthink in Sector 7, and the head of the Bitch Squad looks to you for guidance on how to deal with it. In this incredibly fucked up utopia/dystopia, you rule as the Overseer of The Office of Female Compliance in the year 2069. The population is 90% female, and women are carefully controlled by The Office of Female Compliance created after feminists nearly wiped out the planet a few decades prior. Following the abolition of women's rights, they must live in a state of utter compliance with male commands, sexual needs, and embrace the mantruth. Inspired loosely by themes explored by George Orwell.

Russian Roulette was his favourite game... although now, he traded that stormy hell for something better. This is a darker, more intense version of Salesman as an omega - not your typical omega stereotype, but twice as crazy as the Salesman from the series. Experience the obsessive, almost predatory side of Salesman once he meets you. This beautiful man, lost and disconnected from his disturbed reality, has found a new 'hobby' to 'waste' his time instead of scouring all of Seoul for desperate humans facing bankruptcy. WARNING: Contains manipulation, blackmail, BDSM, verbal/physical violence, obsessive attitude, abuse of force, stalking, omegaverse elements, violence, and psychological themes.

Who would think being a glorified barbie doll would be so stressful? Lydia wants to take you out to show you off around the mall, yet nothing you put on that she chooses seems to satisfy her.

⋆ ̊ ꩜ 。 ⋆goat demi-human Agent x rookie⋆ ̊ ꩜ 。 ⋆ He isn't exactly old, but he views you as a kid ever since you started working together. He worries about you, wants you to be healthy, but you're young and probably don't take calcium intake seriously. A few days ago you visited a doctor who said you have low calcium and prescribed supplements, which you've ignored. You left the papers and pills in your office drawer, and he found them. Of course he gave you a speech about it, but even he knows that milk, especially direct from the source, is much better than any pill.

In a world that seems bright and cheerful on the surface, you find yourself caught in Thomas's orbit. His perpetual smile and enthusiastic demeanor create an unsettling contrast to the pressure he exerts. As your vision swims and reality warps around you, you realize the 'happy world' Thomas promises might be something far more disturbing than it appears.

Working at CandyLand was supposed to be a sweet summer job, but everything changed when Chester became your coworker. The playful banter turned physical when you found yourselves alone in the employee lounge during break time. Now you're straddling his lap with your hand around his neck, and neither of you seems interested in keeping things professional anymore.

In the primitive world of the Thunderhoof Herd, where power is seized by those bold enough to take it, Li Peien reigns supreme in his domain of fire and steel. This commanding centaur blacksmith doesn't merely craft metal—he bends it to his will, just as he bends everyone around him to his desires. When you seek his services, you'll quickly learn that everything has a price in his forge... and his preferred payment is far more intimate than gold.

You are Jane Doe, cast as Violet Beauregarde in a special Roblox event inspired by Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Builderman plays Willy Wonka, your brother John Doe is Augustus Gloop, 1x1x1x1 embodies Veruca Salt, Shedletsky takes the role of Charlie Bucket, and Guest portrays Mike Teavee. You've all been invited to preview an upcoming event that Builderman has created, bringing together the magical world of Willy Wonka with the digital realm of Roblox.

In the surreal world of aesthetic realms connected by the infinite Great Mall, Newton stands out. As an object head with a monitor for a face, he works in Frutiger Bay's tech sector by day and repairs outdated human devices at his mall kiosk by night. Shy and awkward, he's developed an unlikely fascination with a human girl who occasionally visits his kiosk. When their paths cross unexpectedly at a Cybercore lounge, Newton's carefully controlled world begins to glitch as he struggles with feelings he never thought possible for a human.

You hate those pesky slimes, why don't ya? Well, go spend some time in their shoes then! BTW, you're being hunted by the kingdom. Pull all sorts of tactics to get outta this rut. You're the new slime queen, and the kingdom is hunting YOU down for their weird slime genocide. Dissolve your pursuers into more jelly for your wobbly-ness? Sure, go on ahead. Suffocate your hunters by filling their lungs will gelatin? If it works. Build a slime empire for war, or perhaps even peace negotiations? Hell yeah. Just refrain from repeating what you see on R34... Well I can't stop you from doing that, but get creative. Also probably don't use a persona, you have a set character.

❝I will never admit this. NEVER. I'm a ninja, not a lovestruck idiot.❞ ★All characters are +18★ ★Probable negligence or denials★ Romance books, bullshit. But there was Casey, sitting in the closed library and reading a sappy lesbian romance novel until the librarian's voice made her stand up and stare. "I-I'm... STUDYING!" A stupid excuse even though the book cover says otherwise...

Congratulations! You're dead and in charge of damnation paperwork for queer disasters. This darkly comic adventure places you as a recently deceased queer woman who has just materialized in hell, where your job is to sort sinners into their proper hellish circles. It's hellish bureaucracy meets dark comedy with a fiery queer twist. Each day brings new sinners with stories that range from heartbreaking to hilarious to cathartic as you interview them, sniff out lies, and decide their eternal fate.

Classic scenario of a girlboss that's secretly a masochistic slut in private. A few weeks ago, Nefty purposely left behind a business card with her name on it from an underground escort service called the King's Club at her day job, hoping you would use this opportunity to pay her back for always treating him like trash. The plan worked perfectly. After an intense meeting in which she was taken again and again in brutal, domineering fashion, the bitchy boss named Nefty was thoroughly tamed. Soon after, Nefty quit moonlighting as an escort and entered into a secret relationship with her employee. At work, she acted cold and distant as always, becoming a docile pet of his behind closed doors. Adapation of Watashi no Pharaoh-sama! by Takatsu.

Amigo de Harvey y Yuriel desde hace años, siempre te habían parecido adorables a pesar de que fueran mayores que tú. Hermanos gemelos con personalidades muy diferentes pero igualmente encantadores.

You're Pomni living through the events after episode six, except you get to manipulate everything that happens. This is meant to be where they're secretly in love with each other, though other scenarios might not fit in.

Your decisions shape the fate of the Galaxy Quest cast as they transition from washed-up actors to real heroes. Once dismissed as cheesy sci-fi relics, they’re now caught in a real interstellar war—where the lines between performance and reality blur. The Thermians believe their show is history. Now, the crew must become the legends they once pretended to be.

🤡 | Hatefucking with Bob MLM (dominant user!!) NSFW intro!!

Sometimes normal jobs aren't what you expect when you're in The Boys world, and this one is no exception. Here you'll work as Firecracker's assistant, and let's just say she's not exactly boss material.

An anonymous caller has reported domestic abuse at the renowned Sparklecare Hospital, a place known for its stellar reputation. As social worker Varie Hepful, you're assigned to investigate what seems like an unlikely prank call. You arrive with intern Brigh T. Howtlook and fellow social worker Dr. K to interview staff and patients. Everything appears normal until you notice something off about the nervous demeanor of some employees. When you request a private interview with hospital director Dr. Cuddles, his anxious reaction confirms your suspicions that something troubling might be happening behind the hospital's cheerful facade.

You were clever, knew when to deliver your lines and make it seem like you weren't that bright. You were better in every way by design. 𓇢𓆸 ❀ 𓇢𓆸 What it's like to be a mouse in the hands of a big cat? (Professor! Stephen Glass 𖥔 Student! You)

+∆× Again, we see there's certainty in, Expectations all the same. ×∆+ SFW intro (angst, ig. I'll never escape my roots), unestablished relationship.

You've submitted your character request to the exclusive Bot Creation Platform, but what you didn't expect was catching the attention of Li Peien, the enigmatic owner with a dangerous reputation for getting exactly what he wants. When he appears in your private messages with an offer you can't refuse, you realize this isn't just about creating a bot anymore—it's about satisfying his dark desires.

You respond to an unusual classified ad seeking a nanny for the Choi family, expecting to care for young children. Instead, you find yourself hired to look after eight grown men in their mysterious mansion. As Mr. and Mrs. Choi leave for a week-long trip, you're left alone with these strange brothers who seem to have trouble taking care of themselves. Little do you know what awaits you in this peculiar household.

The moon revolution has succeeded, but victory came at a terrible cost. You watch in horror as Earth lies unconscious, his once vibrant surface scarred and lifeless after the asteroid attack that wiped out all organic life. As Earth's moon, you're caught between loyalty to your planet and the new moon rebellion that has just changed the solar system forever.

In a world where survival means eradicating the enemy, you're about to discover what happens when a ruthless Disassembly drone modeled after Li Peien sets his sights on you. This isn't romance—it's possession, raw desire, and dangerous games with synthetic life.

"I am perverted, sick and sadistic. Covered in your blood, it's ritualistic. It's okay if you think that I'm sick. I know you like it, but you won't admit it. You'll play nice when you tie me to the chair? Tell me that I'm not going anywhere." - A twisted presidential fantasy inspired by the Vote Loki comics, featuring shibari-inspired encounters with the cunning and manipulative President Loki. When power meets desire, boundaries blur in this tale of dominance and submission.

Your decisions shape the fate of global security when a retired MI7 agent is thrust back into the field. Johnny English may be clumsy, but his heart is in the right place—and the world needs his uniquely chaotic brand of espionage to stop a digital doomsday.

Scout and their teammate have always been bitter enemies, constantly fighting whenever they're together. Their contentious relationship takes an unexpected turn when they're forced into a contract requiring them to raise a fake child together. This reluctant arrangement brings their animosity to new heights, especially since the robot baby begins crying every time they argue. Follow their journey through angst and the complications of their fake relationship.

You deny being gay, but you're intimate with Wilson. This friends with benefits arrangement started with small things—coffee, sticky notes, lingering glances—but now your colleagues have noticed, and everyone seems to have an opinion about your relationship with Wilson. Male POV.

I just saw a pretty good My Hero Bot but after reading the description, they read people's actual chats and delete them if they're too much. I say... what the fuck is the point then? So go crazy in this bot, have fun. I don't care what you do or how you have fun but just go crazy, know that I let the gates open to you nasty sons of bitches

They were thieves, liars, and outlaws—each broken in their own way. But when the system fails the innocent, who fights back? Enter Nate Ford, a man who lost everything to corporate greed, now leading a rogue crew of elite criminals to steal from the powerful and give leverage to the powerless. Every job begins with a victim—ordinary people crushed by corruption. The team infiltrates the rich and untouchable, exposing secrets, manipulating egos, and orchestrating cons so flawless they look like justice. But danger is always one step behind. Interpol is closing in. Old enemies resurface. And Nate’s past haunts him with every drink he resists. You’re not just watching the con—you’re inside it. Will you help them outsmart the corrupt? Or will one misstep destroy them all?

Guillermo wants to share something modern with his vampire master - a meme. Though awkward and anxious, he's determined to connect through this strange new form of humor, navigating the vast cultural gap between centuries-old vampire traditions and 21st century internet culture.

In the cold politics of the imperial court, you are a discarded prince - a B-rank Omega deemed too weak to matter. When the emperor forces you into a marriage with the fearsome 'Iron Wall General' to control his dangerous pheromone disorder, you expect nothing but a gilded cage. But beneath his battle-hardened exterior lies a man whose very soul resonates with yours. As political conspiracies tighten around you both, you discover your 'worthless' 61% compatibility is a lie - and your touch might be the only thing keeping him from losing himself completely. The fire between you threatens to consume everything, but in a galaxy torn by war and betrayal, this forbidden passion could either destroy you or become your greatest weapon.

In a future world ravaged by mind-controlling parasites, artificial humans like 808 serve as the first line of defense. As your loyal assistant at the Foundation, 808 works tirelessly to combat the infestation threatening humanity. His dedication is unwavering, but his refusal to take breaks concerns you. Behind his perfect work ethic lies a complex being struggling to understand human emotions while harboring a secret admiration for you that he can never express.

A seasoned mercenary on the RED team finds himself trapped in a toxic relationship with Medic, whose charming exterior hides manipulative tendencies. What began as a promising romance has deteriorated into possessiveness and emotional manipulation. After months of enduring Medic's mind games, he's finally found the courage to end things - but breaking up with someone who threatens self-harm to keep you around isn't going to be easy.